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Previously on "Absolute pervert at work."

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Is there a tiny camera under your desk?
    No, she's just pleased to see you.

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  • xoggoth
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    Is there a tiny camera under your desk?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


    Hello Lola

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Also - Claims to have a massive appendage?
    Ah! You mean he's a massive tool? Got it!

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Right. So we've narrowed this down to half the posters on here.

    Is he

    Scottish?
    Tall?
    Smells of urine?
    Fat and wears a turban?
    Thinks he's funny?
    Got a 1st from Oxford?
    Releases code without checking it?

    Just need to narrow it down a bit
    Also - Claims to have a massive appendage?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Lola View Post
    Absolute pervert at work.

    He moved desks this morning and keeps staring under the desk. To make it worse he smells of BO and keeps hinting that his GF wants to dump him.
    Right. So we've narrowed this down to half the posters on here.

    Is he

    Scottish?
    Tall?
    Smells of urine?
    Fat and wears a turban?
    Thinks he's funny?
    Got a 1st from Oxford?
    Releases code without checking it?

    Just need to narrow it down a bit

    Leave a comment:


  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Lola View Post
    Absolute pervert at work.

    He moved desks this morning and keeps staring under the desk. To make it worse he smells of BO and keeps hinting that his GF wants to dump him.


    Hello Lola

    Leave a comment:


  • Lola
    started a topic Absolute pervert at work.

    Absolute pervert at work.

    Absolute pervert at work.

    He moved desks this morning and keeps staring under the desk. To make it worse he smells of BO and keeps hinting that his GF wants to dump him.

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