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MaryPoppins replied

7 July 2010, 18:30
I'm a bit younger, but otherwise spot on.
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shaunbhoy replied

7 July 2010, 18:27
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

What's new?

Who am I then SB?

Mary Poppins..................Julie Andrews (of course!)

SueEllen..........................Pauline Quirke

Paddy.............................Gimli (LOTR)

Zeity......................Rob Bryden

milanbenes.................james corden

pondlife......................Ben Millar

cojak.......................Jennifer Saunders

snaw.........................jimmy somerville

Mich the Tester.....................Ray Winstone

spacecadet..........................Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

northernladuk......................Stephen Graham

The Faqqer...........................James Dreyfus

hairyarsedbloke....................Mark Addy

That'll do for now!!
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MaryPoppins replied

7 July 2010, 17:59
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Not sure. Maybe a reaction to having Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for a bit of a change.

Seems to have descended into a slanging match about tadgers!!

What's new?

Who am I then SB?
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shaunbhoy replied

7 July 2010, 16:53
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

What is going on inside your head today SB?

Not sure. Maybe a reaction to having Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for a bit of a change.

Seems to have descended into a slanging match about tadgers!!
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Gibbon replied

7 July 2010, 15:37
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Did you, really?

I thought so, go on put me out of my misery please.....
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Moscow Mule replied

7 July 2010, 15:25
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

FTFY

Did you, really?
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Gibbon replied

7 July 2010, 15:22
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Yeah it was quite good...

And in a similar (blue) vein

N(ob)OTC - But in the way he would like to think! and I can only dream stuck my sh*t hole in SA

FTFY
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Drewster replied

7 July 2010, 15:15
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

POTD!!!!

Yeah it was quite good...

And in a similar (blue) vein

Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.

And from women who don't like me but were curious etc.

N(ob)OTW - But not in the way he would like to think!
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Pondlife replied

7 July 2010, 11:15
Originally posted by doodab View Post

So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine"? Or was it more of a "Sir, Gibbon keeps staring at my cock" situaiton?

POTD!!!!
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cailin maith replied

7 July 2010, 11:09
Originally posted by doodab View Post

So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine?"
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doodab replied

7 July 2010, 11:07
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.

So you all stood around giving each other erections and saying "hey, look at mine"? Or was it more of a "Sir, Gibbon keeps staring at my cock" situaiton?
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Gibbon replied

7 July 2010, 11:03
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Luckily mine fits like a brick in the mersey tunnel in all the places I want to put it.

FTFY
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Gibbon replied

7 July 2010, 11:02
Originally posted by doodab View Post

How do you know it's big? Do you measure it with a tape measure? Or do you spend a lot of time comparing with your friends?

BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.

Communal showers i.e. school, RAF, Rugby clubs and yes the old measuring stick.

And from women who don't like me but were curious etc.
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doodab replied

7 July 2010, 11:01
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

That's a much more subtle message doodab, well done. From what you 'gather'.

Luckily mine fits comfortably in all the places I want to put it.
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MaryPoppins replied

7 July 2010, 10:59
Originally posted by doodab View Post

BTW, women will always tell you that you have a big one if they like you, that isn't a reliable indicator.

Am laughing quite a lot here.
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