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Previously on "Rampaging gunman sweepstake"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Poor old Raoul. He needed this outcome like a hole in the head!!

    IGMC

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    She can come down to our place to "convalesce"..............as long as she brings her own interpreter!

    Cheryl Kerl (CherylKerl) on Twitter

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  • gingerjedi
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    What do I win?

    Please let it be a 'supermarket sweep' in your tat store.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Body found in woods, shot to the head.
    and the winner is...

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  • Zippy
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    There is a long coat rack with a number of names on it ...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Talking of Geordies

    Malaria nets are designed to keep mosquito's away while you're sleeping. Unfortunately, when Cheryl Cole was in Africa over the summer, she couldn't find the net.

    Much like her husband.
    She can come down to our place to "convalesce"..............as long as she brings her own interpreter!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Talking of Geordies

    Malaria nets are designed to keep mosquito's away while you're sleeping. Unfortunately, when Cheryl Cole was in Africa over the summer, she couldn't find the net.

    Much like her husband.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's interesting he bothered to write a letter declaring war on the Police!
    Its even more interesting that he is a Geordie, AND he can write!!!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    It's interesting he bothered to write a letter declaring war on the Police!

    Well if he needs any help, I'm his man. I ******* hate Sting!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    Cheers!

    Clearly, I don't want to fleece this joke for all it's worth but I feel it's only fair to ram the point home.

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    ..

    (FFS! Sorry...)
    You might well look sheepish after that effort!!

    As do I............


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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Not bad!!

    Cheers!

    Clearly, I don't want to fleece this joke for all it's worth but I feel it's only fair to ram the point home.

    ..
    ..

    (FFS! Sorry...)

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post


    However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

    But I might be Kid'ing.

    Didn't mean to butt in.

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    ..
    ..

    (Sorry, I'll get my goat.)
    Not bad!!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post


    However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

    But I might be Kid'ing.

    Didn't mean to butt in.

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    ..
    ..

    (Sorry, I'll get my goat.)
    That would've been funny.... except it took over an hour to post it!

    but good effort....

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    So the Police are busy trying to surround a Moat. Just doesn't sound right.


    However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

    But I might be Kid'ing.

    Didn't mean to butt in.

    ..
    ..
    ..

    (Sorry, I'll get my goat.)

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  • shaunbhoy
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    So the Police are busy trying to surround a Moat. Just doesn't sound right.

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