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shaunbhoy replied

10 July 2010, 13:57
Poor old Raoul. He needed this outcome like a hole in the head!!

IGMC
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Moscow Mule replied

10 July 2010, 06:28
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

She can come down to our place to "convalesce"..............as long as she brings her own interpreter!

Cheryl Kerl (CherylKerl) on Twitter
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gingerjedi replied

10 July 2010, 06:24
What do I win?

Please let it be a 'supermarket sweep' in your tat store.
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MarillionFan replied

10 July 2010, 06:09
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Body found in woods, shot to the head.

and the winner is...
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Zippy replied

6 July 2010, 21:41
There is a long coat rack with a number of names on it ...
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shaunbhoy replied

6 July 2010, 21:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Talking of Geordies

Malaria nets are designed to keep mosquito's away while you're sleeping. Unfortunately, when Cheryl Cole was in Africa over the summer, she couldn't find the net.

Much like her husband.

She can come down to our place to "convalesce"..............as long as she brings her own interpreter!
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MarillionFan replied

6 July 2010, 21:36
Talking of Geordies

Malaria nets are designed to keep mosquito's away while you're sleeping. Unfortunately, when Cheryl Cole was in Africa over the summer, she couldn't find the net.

Much like her husband.
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shaunbhoy replied

6 July 2010, 21:33
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's interesting he bothered to write a letter declaring war on the Police!

Its even more interesting that he is a Geordie, AND he can write!!!!
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MarillionFan replied

6 July 2010, 21:31
It's interesting he bothered to write a letter declaring war on the Police!

Well if he needs any help, I'm his man. I ******* hate Sting!
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shaunbhoy replied

6 July 2010, 21:22
Originally posted by Chugnut View Post

Cheers!

Clearly, I don't want to fleece this joke for all it's worth but I feel it's only fair to ram the point home.

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(FFS! Sorry...)

You might well look sheepish after that effort!!

As do I............
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Chugnut replied

6 July 2010, 21:17
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Not bad!!

Cheers!

Clearly, I don't want to fleece this joke for all it's worth but I feel it's only fair to ram the point home.

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(FFS! Sorry...)
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shaunbhoy replied

6 July 2010, 20:55
Originally posted by Chugnut View Post

However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

But I might be Kid'ing.

Didn't mean to butt in.

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(Sorry, I'll get my goat.)

Not bad!!
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Drewster replied

6 July 2010, 20:54
Originally posted by Chugnut View Post

However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

But I might be Kid'ing.

Didn't mean to butt in.

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(Sorry, I'll get my goat.)

That would've been funny.... except it took over an hour to post it!

but good effort....
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Chugnut replied

6 July 2010, 20:52
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

So the Police are busy trying to surround a Moat. Just doesn't sound right.

However, since they were at a disused farmhouse, I think you'll find they were trying to surround a Goat.

But I might be Kid'ing.

Didn't mean to butt in.

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(Sorry, I'll get my goat.)
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shaunbhoy replied

6 July 2010, 19:38
So the Police are busy trying to surround a Moat. Just doesn't sound right.
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