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Spacecadet replied

5 July 2010, 13:01
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Understandble if you were married to a bedwetter like SY, though?

Not a watersports fan then?
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MaryPoppins replied

5 July 2010, 12:58
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Yes apparently a larger than average member overstretches the membranes and leaves them vulnerable to infection. Of course that doesn't make it wrong. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. Although there is something seedy about enjoying it with a stranger in a nightclub toilet.

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sasguru replied

5 July 2010, 12:56
Originally posted by doodab View Post

. Although there is something seedy about enjoying it with a stranger in a nightclub toilet.

Understandble if you were married to a bedwetter like SY, though?
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suityou01 replied

5 July 2010, 12:44
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Intercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.

Yeah yeah, you've "heard".
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doodab replied

5 July 2010, 12:44
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Intercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.

Yes apparently a larger than average member overstretches the membranes and leaves them vulnerable to infection. Of course that doesn't make it wrong. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. Although there is something seedy about enjoying it with a stranger in a nightclub toilet.
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MaryPoppins replied

5 July 2010, 12:31
Intercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.
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suityou01 replied

5 July 2010, 12:21
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Has your missus been spinning you the thrush line again?
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MarillionFan replied

5 July 2010, 12:20
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Really, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.

Has your missus been spinning you the thrush line again?
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suityou01 replied

5 July 2010, 11:53
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Where's the punchline?

He's an irritating ****
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SupremeSpod replied

5 July 2010, 11:52
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Really, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.

Where's the punchline?
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suityou01 replied

5 July 2010, 11:52
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Do you get that often on your vadge?
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minestrone replied

5 July 2010, 11:51
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Really, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.

Do you get that often on your vadge?
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suityou01 replied

5 July 2010, 11:49
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Like your obese chum Drewster, you seem to think that every post is an insult or an exercise in wit.
Clippy and I are merely seeking to find the truth - and we have noticed a similarity between you and the Tornado pilot.

Really, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.
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minestrone replied

5 July 2010, 11:47
Menelaus still logs on.

The real truth could be found if you can find a suity post when Menelaus was in jail.
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SupremeSpod replied

5 July 2010, 11:46
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Just be sure to bring a hand grenade.

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Damn right! It's got big pointy teefies! The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!
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