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    #61
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Really, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.
    Do you get that often on your vadge?

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      #62
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      Do you get that often on your vadge?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #63
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Really, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.
        Where's the punchline?

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          #64
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          Where's the punchline?
          He's an irritating ****
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #65
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Really, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.
            Has your missus been spinning you the thrush line again?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #66
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Has your missus been spinning you the thrush line again?


              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #67
                Intercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Intercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.
                  Yes apparently a larger than average member overstretches the membranes and leaves them vulnerable to infection. Of course that doesn't make it wrong. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. Although there is something seedy about enjoying it with a stranger in a nightclub toilet.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Intercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.
                    Yeah yeah, you've "heard".
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      . Although there is something seedy about enjoying it with a stranger in a nightclub toilet.
                      Understandble if you were married to a bedwetter like SY, though?
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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