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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Where's the punchline?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostReally, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.

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He's an irritating ****Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWhere's the punchline?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Has your missus been spinning you the thrush line again?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostReally, that's so weird, because I've noticed a similarity between you and a dose of thrush.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHas your missus been spinning you the thrush line again?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Intercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yes apparently a larger than average member overstretches the membranes and leaves them vulnerable to infection. Of course that doesn't make it wrong. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. Although there is something seedy about enjoying it with a stranger in a nightclub toilet.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIntercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Yeah yeah, you've "heard".Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIntercourse with well hung strippers can give you thrush, I've heard. Sorry SY.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Understandble if you were married to a bedwetter like SY, though?Originally posted by doodab View Post. Although there is something seedy about enjoying it with a stranger in a nightclub toilet.Hard Brexit now!
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