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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You're telling me you don't like the sound of a scenario involving you, Andy Murray, and Pogle?
    Strange as it may sound, and never having met Pogle, my answer remains a resounding "Yes" for now. However, if Pogle wants to post some Piccys, and we can send Murray in SofookingDim's direction, then who knows?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    104 posts now.............still waiting for some originality. Is there anyone else there perhaps?
    You're telling me you don't like the sound of a scenario involving you, Andy Murray, and Pogle?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
    Tell us the one about you, Andy Murray and the hamster again.
    104 posts now.............still waiting for some originality. Is there anyone else there perhaps?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Hearing someone talk about their dream is almost as bad as those people who tell stories in too much detail - the 'Tuesday or was it Wednesday' people.

    "So I went there on the Tuesday.....now, oh, was it the Tuesday or was it the Wednesday? Do you know, I can't remember. It must have been Tuesday because it was bin day that day....but, no - wait! Yes! Of course. Silly. It was Wednesday."

    Booooorrring!!! Oh, wait, I see what you've done there.

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  • SofaKingdom
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Good strategy MP. They generally make little sense anyway, being disjointed and illogical for the most part.
    Except for the ones with the little goblins with the fishing rods in them, obviously. They always make perfect sense!

    Tell us the one about you, Andy Murray and the hamster again.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Good strategy MP. They generally make little sense anyway, being disjointed and illogical for the most part.
    Except for the ones with the little goblins with the fishing rods in them, obviously. They always make perfect sense!

    Hearing someone talk about their dream is almost as bad as those people who tell stories in too much detail - the 'Tuesday or was it Wednesday' people.

    "So I went there on the Tuesday.....now, oh, was it the Tuesday or was it the Wednesday? Do you know, I can't remember. It must have been Tuesday because it was bin day that day....but, no - wait! Yes! Of course. Silly. It was Wednesday."

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I have a personal rule not to talk about dreams, or to allow my friends to talk to me about dreams.


    Cos it's so f&cking boring.
    Good strategy MP. They generally make little sense anyway, being disjointed and illogical for the most part.
    Except for the ones with the little goblins with the fishing rods in them, obviously. They always make perfect sense!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    I have a personal rule not to talk about dreams, or to allow my friends to talk to me about dreams.


    Cos it's so f&cking boring.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by northernrampage View Post
    No. Hull City. Enough said.
    Its worse than that, he's dead Jim!!!

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  • northernrampage
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    This is Classic Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome playing out. Usually brought about by sustained exposure to dramatically tragic life experiences which, though they may appear harmless enough at the time, are actually exacting a huge cost on your inner core beliefs and mental well-being.
    You are not, by any chance, a Leeds United Season Ticket Holder are you?

    No. Hull City. Enough said.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Only one interpretation

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  • SuperZ
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    You may have a fungal infection of the scrotum

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Had a scary dream last night.

    I was leaving Bradford on the M606 and felt absolutely wiped out, was wandering all over the road struggling to stay awake.

    Had to get over to the motorway services for a rest.

    Came to the Hartshead services, and, really struggled to get into the sliproad off the motorway into the services – almost overshot and had to get across lane one sideways to get in, I had a feeling I was not going to survive staying on for the next services.

    Then I woke up in a cold sweat.

    I suspect I know what this means, but any professional dream contractors out there?
    You've got a parasitic brain worm

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  • MarillionFan
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    So this is different to the one you had about a darning needle, being chased my a pair of Adidas trainers, hard skin on the bottom of your feet and wearing stockings?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    That does actually scare me - I often drive that route banjaxed - man is not built to drive 120 miles a day, every day!
    I've been doing it for the last 18 months. Put 12.5k on the company car in 3.5 months. Just glad I'm not the one paying for servicing and tyres. Costs me an arm and a leg in Diesel as it is.

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