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  • Moscow Mule
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    Loads of pics of my favourite beaver

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    <Disclaimer>
    The CUK Poster known as Drewster wishes it to be made known to the assembled congregation that he has no interest or desire in viewing Suity's Beaver!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'll show you mine first
    <Disclaimer>
    The CUK Poster known as Drewster wishes it to be made known to the assembled congregation that he has no interest or desire in viewing Suity's Beaver!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Watching a program on BBC1 called "the bionic vet". I have just seen a cat (who had it's feet unsurgically removed by combine harvester) have bionic implants drilled into its ankle bones so it can have clip on feet.

    Surely a spade around the head would have been a quicker/cheaper/kinder option?

    Shades of Rolph's "animal hospital" here.....

    "Hammy the hamster has just gone up for x-ray at a cost of £4000"

    "Oi Rolph, just flush 'im ffs!!!!!!"
    Clip on cat attachments example one (dusters)

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Suity!! You Naughty Naughty Boy!!!
    I'll show you mine first

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    In the intestest of a fair inquiry can you post your baby beaver photos?
    Suity!! You Naughty Naughty Boy!!!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I think you should photoshop in the machete. Otherwise Zippy looks like the victim.
    Zippy has always been a victim. I blame Bungle and George.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Marvellous. I'll try that as an avatar for a couple of days.. Sorry Brucie ...
    I think you should photoshop in the machete. Otherwise Zippy looks like the victim.

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  • Zippy
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    Marvellous. I'll try that as an avatar for a couple of days.. Sorry Brucie ...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    In the intestest of a fair inquiry can you post your baby photos?
    It's not a pretty baby is it. More suprising is the fact there is a book with said title!!!

    I read the summary. It's about a young girl who grows up to post on the Internet using a cat avatar. She then meets up male posters hacking them to death with a puppet from a show called Rainbow...

    Least that's what I think it said?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Now that was uncalled for Mr "slower than Minestrone on Prozac"

    I'm flouncing!
    In the intestest of a fair inquiry can you post your baby photos?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Now that was uncalled for Mr "slower than Minestrone on Prozac"

    I'm flouncing!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Never insult Zippy again or it will be more than 'fluffy ebay bunnies' you have to be worried about.

    HTH

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  • MarillionFan
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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    with me and Drewster's mum 'behind' me we are an unstoppable force. Move over MF you are squashed!
    You asked for it!!! Drewster's mum is no match for this deranged bitch! And I unleash her on your sorry bedwetting arse before heading to bed. I give you, the one and only, most repulsive, most repugnant, most loathsome character on CUK. The one, the only..............

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