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Previously on "Saint Roger bows out amidst a welter of excuses........"

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    I thought Cliff.......er...allegedly.....used a different racket...so to speak?

    Hence the outside odds. Otherwise he'd have been a cert years ago.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You reckon he might finally knob Sue Barker?

    Probably good odds but it might be worth a couple of quid on Cliff as an outsider.
    I thought Cliff.......er...allegedly.....used a different racket...so to speak?



    Maybe we could get the inside track from SoForkingDim? He seems to have insider knowledge on Tennis-related sexuality?
    If we can ever get him to stop Potnoodling over his Nadal memorabilia!!!

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Could this be Henman's year ?

    Just a thought ....
    You reckon he might finally knob Sue Barker?

    Probably good odds but it might be worth a couple of quid on Cliff as an outsider.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Could this be Henman's year ?

    Just a thought ....
    You can get the same odds on him as you can get on Woger!!!

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Could this be Henman's year ?

    Just a thought ....

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Mmmm! The only other poster to use the term 'reach arounds' is..........Suity!
    Good spot MF!

    Oi Suity you've been rumbled...........

    0/10 FAIL!!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Mmmm! The only other poster to use the term 'reach arounds' is that other bedwetting, billy no mates.

    SY. Best to stick with one account unless you're a proper Troll!
    I think he has scarpered MF. Probably gone to queue up for tickets to gawp at Nadal on Friday, or possibly off to Hampstead Heath for a few frames of Shove-Piggy-Shove!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Mmmm! The only other poster to use the term 'reach arounds' is that other bedwetting, billy no mates.

    SY. Best to stick with one account unless you're a proper Troll!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
    Perhaps Murray got that "bicep" giving you reach-arounds, or like him do you only get a semi?
    Can't say I have studied his biceps, but it certainly seems to fire your imagination. Do you spend ALL your time slavering over their physiques, or do you discuss it all within your cottaging therapy group?

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  • SofaKingdom
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    What took you so long, still blubbing about your hero's gubbing, or were you knocking one out over your Rafa poster?

    Perhaps Murray got that "bicep" giving you reach-arounds, or like him do you only get a semi?

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  • MarillionFan
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    To be fair I thought Federer did quite well not to burst into tears like my four year old daughter who has been told to stop jumping up and down on her bed.

    She also plays tennis, but to date has never been knocked out of Wimbledon in the Quarters!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
    You continue to show yourself as a band-wagon jumping, once-a-year "fan", that clearly has no clue regarding Federer's stature, humility and standing amongst his peers.

    Continue to "support" that boorish twat if you must you clueless, cretinous, twunt.

    Vamos Rafa!!
    Well done cloth-ears. 15 minutes it took you to respond with more of your predictable sycophantic tripe.
    What took you so long, still blubbing about your hero's gubbing, or were you knocking one out over your Rafa poster?

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  • SofaKingdom
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Real shame that poor old Rog had a dodgy back/leg/attitude. Might have been nice if he could have shown a bit more respect to Berdych and complimented him on his performance, but maybe he is just one of those players that is a magnanimous winner but a piss-poor loser? Oh well.................WGAS!! Ungracious Clockmaking Twunt!!
    You continue to show yourself as a band-wagon jumping, once-a-year "fan", that clearly has no clue regarding Federer's stature, humility and standing amongst his peers.

    Continue to "support" that boorish twat if you must you clueless, cretinous, twunt.

    Vamos Rafa!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Come on Andy! The British are coming! Come on the Brits!!!!!!

    Unless you lose of course! And then! You're a Scottish twat.

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  • Saint Roger bows out amidst a welter of excuses........

    ........but meanwhile, that "Twat" (copyright SofaKingdom) Murray marches on to the last 4 again.



    Real shame that poor old Rog had a dodgy back/leg/attitude. Might have been nice if he could have shown a bit more respect to Berdych and complimented him on his performance, but maybe he is just one of those players that is a magnanimous winner but a piss-poor loser? Oh well.................WGAS!! Ungracious Clockmaking Twunt!!

    Onwards to Friday!!!!

    Mon Andyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

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