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shaunbhoy replied

1 July 2010, 14:49
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Shut up!

MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!

HTH

Sasguru Gumby
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SupremeSpod replied

1 July 2010, 14:32
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

Shut up!
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DaveB replied

1 July 2010, 14:29
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Shut up! Will you shut up!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
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SupremeSpod replied

1 July 2010, 11:32
Originally posted by zeitghost

I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

Shut up! Will you shut up!
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DaveB replied

1 July 2010, 10:49
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

You don't "Vote" for your King!!
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, holds aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that You, (Insert name here), are to be King!!

HTH

Listen matey, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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shaunbhoy replied

1 July 2010, 10:36
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Who was their King? I didn't vote for him.

You don't "Vote" for your King!!
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, holds aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that You, (Insert name here), are to be King!!

HTH
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SupremeSpod replied

29 June 2010, 13:48
Originally posted by dang65 View Post

I think it was Tim or Tom or something. Their postboxes used to have "T Rex" on them anyway.

That'll be Tarquin although I always thought he was more of a "Queen".
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dang65 replied

29 June 2010, 13:28
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Who was their King?

I think it was Tim or Tom or something. Their postboxes used to have "T Rex" on them anyway.
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Drewster replied

29 June 2010, 13:00
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Who was their King? I didn't vote for him.

When did you (or anybody) last vote for a King?

I think a few countries have voted to keep a king/monarchy... but not elected a king.
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AlfredJPruffock replied

29 June 2010, 12:54
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No, that would be Swindon

Swindon ? Nonsense my good fellow - surely you mean Basingstoke ... and the lights dimmed as the talk turned to Basingstoke ...

People rushing 'round with no time to spare
I'm so dizzy,
I'm neither here nor there

In this traffic jam,
I just want to shout

"Let me off o' this English roundabout"

English roundabout"English roundabout"Englishroundabout"Englisroundabout

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SupremeSpod replied

29 June 2010, 12:50
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Milton Keynes

Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

In a roundabout way you may be correct.

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No, that would be Swindon

Yeah but MK has roundabouts too, and cows.
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Mich the Tester replied

29 June 2010, 12:49
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

In a roundabout way you may be correct.

No, that would be Swindon
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SupremeSpod replied

29 June 2010, 12:47
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Milton Keynes

In a roundabout way you may be correct.
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Mich the Tester replied

29 June 2010, 12:46
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

And where did they come from?

Milton Keynes
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SupremeSpod replied

29 June 2010, 12:45
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yes now, it’s not really accurate to say that dinosaurs ‘ruled the earth’ is it?

It’s not as if we have evidence of pre-historic Brontosaurus parliaments or a Star Chamber of Her Majesty the great Diplodocus. We have no real evidence of reptilian constitutional democracy.

I think it’s fairer to say that dinosaurs ‘lived on earth’.

And where did they come from? Did the Swallows bring them?
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