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Previously on "how GAY are you"
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Had a Portillo??
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Originally posted by Fungus26%
Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.
I always get my eyebrows trimmed... Mark my hairdresser is openly gay, and ironically enough cuts my girlfrieds hair... she gives him instructions to 'leave it longer on top' or somesuch next time I go in, and yes, I use moisturiser etc.. my gay mates talked me into trying it and thank god for that... I pass for an average of 8 years younger than my real age. 'Coal Face' soap and 'Cosmetic Lad' moisturiser from Lush - you can order it online if youre the shy type. Works a treat.
Nothing wrong with looking after yourself... going to the gym, exercise in general and looking after you skin... hey, the ladies seem to appreciate it
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Hee hee I am 8 points less gay than DG and only one of has had a Portillo, so he says anyway.
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Originally posted by zeitghostCap'n Jack! How could you stoop so low?
Or will you put Churchill on the table?
"In my day teachers never stood for any nonsense. Unless there was no room to lie down."
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Originally posted by Captain JackGood job I'm not fussy!
Come along, doggy, time for a walk. If you know what I mean.
Or will you put Churchill on the table?
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentThere are quite a number of men who will nowadays visit the hairdressers every Friday just before they go out, and not just to have their barnets cropped either. At least contractors are true to themselves
How quaint.
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Originally posted by Fungus26%
Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.
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What a sad thread. Typically geeky if you ask me. I won't take the test because I know I don't fancy blokes (for now?). But if I suddenly did I wouldn't worry about it. I would go for it. Life being too short and all.
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Last time I went for a haircut, the bloke asked if I wanted my eye brows trimmed. I had to ask him to repeat several times until I worked out what he meant. Boody weird. Next they'll be wanting to trim nostril hair and bum hair. That's what comes of going to an Italian barber.
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Originally posted by ChurchillErrrm.... That's my face....
Come along, doggy, time for a walk. If you know what I mean.
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