Reply to: England Result - Spoiler

[gingerjedi]

Just done some research, Rooney hasn't scored for in the last 8 England games.

Drop him, stick Crouch and Heskey up front, Joe Cole on the left, Gerrard in the centre and hoof the long ball for 90 minutes.

Sorted.

[Doggy Styles]

That's not too far from me. Anyone else in?

No. I might have done when I was 15, but life's too short for all that crap.

[Zippy]

When they arrive back at Heathrow next week, everyone should go to the airport and slow handclap the useless buggers or at least sing "You're tulip and you know it"

That's not too far from me. Anyone else in?

[darmstadt]

When they arrive back at Heathrow next week, everyone should go to the airport and slow handclap the useless buggers or at least sing "You're tulip and you know it"

[MarillionFan]

Look on the bright side. Just because Rooney couldn't score with a 60 year old hooker at the moment it's not all bad.

It's not as if we've let in any silly goals or anyth.......ah.

[DaveB]

<clears throat>

They're going home, they're going home, they're going,
Englands going home,
They're going home, they're going home, they're going,
Englands going home.

Oh Dear (tm)

Shakes head and goes back to Rugby League.

[doodab]

Anyone remember this??

The Sun UK on World Cup Draw: EASY | TheOriginalWinger.com

He was backed up by Martin Peters, 66, who said: “If they don’t beat those guys everyone will be very disappointed.”

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[shaunbhoy]

Anyone remember this??

The Sun UK on World Cup Draw: EASY | TheOriginalWinger.com

[scooterscot]

Did I just notice on the news, Rooney complaining about being booed?
You couldn't make it up!!!!

Saw it on the box jaw still on the floor - unprofessional, shortsighted, yooooou plonker

[shaunbhoy]

2-1, Rooney and Lampard for England

Did I just notice on the news, Rooney complaining about being booed?
You couldn't make it up!!!!
Maybe if the fat useless scouse twat had done something over the last 3 hours of football, the fans would not be booing him?

[doodab]

Thank **** for German beer is all I can say.

Edit: Ooh, my post count is 966. Add a one at the start and it's 1966. That's gotta be an omen, surely

[MarillionFan]

Fantastic! James Corden brill.

Oh look! QI!

[shaunbhoy]

Well that was 90 minutes I won't get back!!!!



On the upside, we now have Adrian Chiles dissecting the performance to keep spirits high!



With any luck we will get to listen to that sub-cultured fat chav Corden now, trying hard to put a positive spin on it all. I fear for wing mirrors and garden gnomes the length and breadth of the land.
A few more plastic tacky flags strapped to cars is what is needed for the Slovenia match. That and a catchy jingoistic headline bashing the Slovenians for not winning enough wars will soon raise the public mood.
Not sure there were quite enough references to how slowly England started in 1966 to settle the nerves either. More of that next match please........before it is too late.

[scooterscot]

Come on Algeria!

[Zippy]

You guys are such onanists, erm I meant optimists