Ode to a Troll - Part I

[HairyArsedBloke]

But does he know the meaning of commissariat?

[Troll]

Scary stuff- still keeps the little puppies busy

[sasguru]

(With thanks to Messrs Gilbert & Sullivan)

His bigoted and mindless rantings, littered with inanity
Bereft of logic, morals, grace, the hallmarks of insanity
Not hampered by veracity, of limited capacity,
He is the very model of a modern minor xenophobe

The country that he dreams of exists only in his fantasy
The real England thankfully has much more inclusivity
Quite tolerant and elegant, it makes his views irrelevant
He is the very model of a modern minor xenophobe

And so we queue to mock his pointless little England diatribe
His blighted view of others is not one to which we shall subscribe
His thought processes warped at best, and doomed to fail at every test,
He is the very,model of a modern minor xenophobe

[NotAllThere]

When does part 2 come out?

[shaunbhoy]

(With thanks to Messrs Gilbert & Sullivan)

His bigoted and mindless rantings, littered with inanity
Bereft of logic, morals, grace, the hallmarks of insanity
Not hampered by veracity, of limited capacity,
He is the very model of a modern minor xenophobe

The country that he dreams of exists only in his fantasy
The real England thankfully has much more inclusivity
Quite tolerant and elegant, it makes his views irrelevant
He is the very model of a modern minor xenophobe

And so we queue to mock his pointless little England diatribe
His blighted view of others is not one to which we shall subscribe
His thought processes warped at best, and doomed to fail at every test,
He is the very,model of a modern minor xenophobe