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DaveB replied

15 June 2010, 08:08
What a load of bullocks.
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Flubster replied

15 June 2010, 06:55
This story is a load of old bull, but it's worth milking it.
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eliquant replied

14 June 2010, 21:09
I can't wait to witness their honeyMooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon !!!!!!!!!!!!
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shaunbhoy replied

14 June 2010, 14:46
I can relate to this story.
My brother-in-law married a Moose!!
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TimberWolf replied

14 June 2010, 13:16
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Surely he would have been round the back?

Okay, she herd him coming.
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doodab replied

14 June 2010, 13:13
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

She saw him coming.

Surely he would have been round the back?
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TimberWolf replied

14 June 2010, 13:13
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

She led him on.

She saw him coming.
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doodab replied

14 June 2010, 12:47
Originally posted by threaded View Post

I feel sorry for the cow. Drowning is not a nice way to go.

How do you know? Did you try it or did you hear that from somebody who's done it?
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threaded replied

14 June 2010, 12:23
I feel sorry for the cow. Drowning is not a nice way to go.
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thunderlizard replied

14 June 2010, 12:22
Oh come on, pull the udder one, it's got (cow)bells on.
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zeitghost started a topic Man faints at wedding.

14 June 2010, 12:21
Man faints at wedding.

Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding | Metro.co.uk

He claimed he believed the cow was a young and beautiful woman, and it had seduced him with flattering compliments.

She led him on.
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