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Never eard of im but I sympathise. My pet hate is chefs, especially that bloke that wanders along the seashore serving up almost raw fish.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post…and a cull of garden designers in general.
Having spent about 1 minute enjoying my bank statement on Thursday evening, which looks somewhat healthier than last year, and receiving the news of a new contract, Lady Tester announced that she had visited the show gardens of a ‘garden designer’. A Dutch gardener, who takes his inspiration from said Irishman, was to visit Tester House on Friday with a design and a quote. Now I like my modern design, and even enjoy a bit of abstract modern art sometimes, so the aesthetics didn’t disagree with me. But the f**king price of it!
20,000 euros doesn’t get you much except for a turquoise miniature concrete cooling tower just off centre and a square ‘pond’ big enough for two very intimate goldfish. Want plants? 3500e Extra. Want a place to sit? 5000e Extra. Fancy a pergola? Forget it.
Why can’t women just stick to shoes and handbags instead of landscape art gardens?
Can we just shoot garden designers and landscapers on sight?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSteal his designs and do it yourself, moany moanerson
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSteal his designs and do it yourself, moany moanerson
Got their kitchen designer in for an hour or so, put up with the hard sell, then took his designs down to Wickes.
Similar kitchen, less than a quarter of the price fully fitted.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post…and a cull of garden designers in general.
Having spent about 1 minute enjoying my bank statement on Thursday evening, which looks somewhat healthier than last year, and receiving the news of a new contract, Lady Tester announced that she had visited the show gardens of a ‘garden designer’. A Dutch gardener, who takes his inspiration from said Irishman, was to visit Tester House on Friday with a design and a quote. Now I like my modern design, and even enjoy a bit of abstract modern art sometimes, so the aesthetics didn’t disagree with me. But the f**king price of it!
20,000 euros doesn’t get you much except for a turquoise miniature concrete cooling tower just off centre and a square ‘pond’ big enough for two very intimate goldfish. Want plants? 3500e Extra. Want a place to sit? 5000e Extra. Fancy a pergola? Forget it.
Why can’t women just stick to shoes and handbags instead of landscape art gardens?
Can we just shoot garden designers and landscapers on sight?
Leave a comment:
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Campaign for the execution of Diarmuid Gavin
…and a cull of garden designers in general.
Having spent about 1 minute enjoying my bank statement on Thursday evening, which looks somewhat healthier than last year, and receiving the news of a new contract, Lady Tester announced that she had visited the show gardens of a ‘garden designer’. A Dutch gardener, who takes his inspiration from said Irishman, was to visit Tester House on Friday with a design and a quote. Now I like my modern design, and even enjoy a bit of abstract modern art sometimes, so the aesthetics didn’t disagree with me. But the f**king price of it!
20,000 euros doesn’t get you much except for a turquoise miniature concrete cooling tower just off centre and a square ‘pond’ big enough for two very intimate goldfish. Want plants? 3500e Extra. Want a place to sit? 5000e Extra. Fancy a pergola? Forget it.
Why can’t women just stick to shoes and handbags instead of landscape art gardens?
Can we just shoot garden designers and landscapers on sight?Last edited by Mich the Tester; 7 June 2010, 16:05.Tags: None
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