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[minestrone]

I take it that for the English exams down South there was some kind of interpretation element where points were awarded. I think I am starting to understand why Churchill was not given a place at university.

I thought I would set a little test for him, what you have to do Churchill is read the following passage and then answer the question which is multiple choice...

FOXES are being blamed for digging up ancient bones at a city cemetery.

Residents living near Rosebank Cemetery, in Pilrig, discovered the gruesome damage while walking there at the weekend.

The city council said it was aware of the damage, and that its pest control team was monitoring the situation. However it is illegal to kill foxes by poisoning or snares

Churchill for five points, what was being blamed for digging up graves in Rosebank Cemetery?

A. The Were-Rabbit
B. Professor Rabbit, Dean of Archaeology at Edinburgh University
C. Foxes

In your own time Churchill...

A, B or C?

[Drewster]

You're not getting it, thus proving my point.
I'm not trying to be funny. Just merely stating an obvious fact.

<Tears> No! No! Stop it!!! I can't take any more...... <Giggles>

[sasguru]

Oh stop it... you're killing me.... I can barely suppress my Titters.....

You're not getting it, thus proving my point.
I'm not trying to be funny. Just merely stating an obvious fact.

[Drewster]

Accurate

HTH

Oh stop it... you're killing me.... I can barely suppress my Titters.....

[sasguru]

Rib splitting as usual... a real Corker!!

Accurate

HTH

[Drewster]

Hi, Drewster. You don't half ramble, you.

Thank you....... best compliment on CUK all day..... well obviously by "best compliment" I actually mean "only thing said that wasn't a direct insult"........

Indeed no one could accuse Drewster of having a mind like a steel trap.

Rib splitting as usual... a real Corker!!

[sasguru]

The latest evidence seems to say that a fox WAS responsible for mauling those children:
BBC News - Fox caught on camera after attack on twins in London

Hmmmm, looks like a rabbit with a bit of Grecian 2000 to me.
Perhaps that explains the confusion Churchy and Minestrone are having.
Killer corpse-and-baby chewing rabbits have have obviously been disguising themselves as foxes, the cunning sods.

[Platypus]

So let's summarize:

Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing...

The latest evidence seems to say that a fox WAS responsible for mauling those children:
BBC News - Fox caught on camera after attack on twins in London

Police later saw a fox at the family's home and took a picture of it.

[shaunbhoy]

So let's summarize:

Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing, a notion refuted by Minestrone who has seen foxes chewing on corpses in a cemetery which Churchy believes are more likely to be rabbits because only rabbits would go for the 150 year old corpses in said cemetery while Minestrone asserts that foxes are just as likely to want 150 yearold corpses as 50 year old ones.

Have I got that right?

It would be a first if you had. You have the deductive powers of a Creme Egg!!

[minestrone]

Yup, churchill even is boring me now.

Can't be arsed any more.

When I think of churchill I will always think of this...

[realityhack]

It was worth the popcorn yesterday when we were regaled with tales of wererabbits and killer fish... but now it's lost it's mojo.

[sasguru]

So let's summarize:

Churchy believes that a fox did not maul those children in East london because he doesn't believe foxes do that sort of thing, a notion refuted by Minestrone who has seen foxes chewing on corpses in a cemetery which Churchy believes are more likely to be rabbits because only rabbits would go for the 150 year old corpses in said cemetery while Minestrone asserts that foxes are just as likely to want 150 yearold corpses as 50 year old ones.

Have I got that right?

[gricerboy]

I hope that's MF rather than M****rF****r

LOL!

[zeitghost]

wmfs +1

I hope that's MF rather than M****rF****r