3 in 1: Congrats, Dumb Blondes and The Weekend.

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MaryPoppins replied

3 June 2010, 15:27
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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Pogle replied

3 June 2010, 11:01
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Yeah, pull the other one.

Coat for sir.....
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Moscow Mule replied

3 June 2010, 10:58
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Yeah, pull the other one.

He's only got one left!
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TimberWolf replied

3 June 2010, 10:58
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Bulter and Wilson is a fair cop compared to this harpy

BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Yeah, pull the other one.
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Gibbon replied

3 June 2010, 10:52
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's always a bad idea to make off the cuff remarks.

IGMC.

Bulter and Wilson is a fair cop compared to this harpy

BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack
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sasguru replied

3 June 2010, 09:53
It's always a bad idea to make off the cuff remarks.

IGMC.
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cailin maith replied

3 June 2010, 09:41
Thanks Gibbon

Hope she doesn't damage your wallet too much tomorrow Enjoy your holiday!!
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Pondlife replied

3 June 2010, 09:39
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

That's got darwin award written all over it.
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fullyautomatix replied

3 June 2010, 09:36
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

Well? How is she in bed?
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alreadypacked replied

3 June 2010, 09:34
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

Well done that blonde
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TimberWolf replied

3 June 2010, 09:34
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

I take it "cuff" is a euphemism for muff?
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Gibbon started a topic 3 in 1: Congrats, Dumb Blondes and The Weekend.

3 June 2010, 09:28
3 in 1: Congrats, Dumb Blondes and The Weekend.

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.
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