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Previously on "The Cheer Up Gordon Brown thread"
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Cheer up Gordon. Nobody could have cleared up the mess you said the Tories left behind.
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostPrescott; "Lord of the Pies"
Doesn't that face just ooze competence
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostAt least Lord Prescott is a step in the right direction to getting the Lords abolished:
a) Even more people will dislike the way that hereditary peers, the church and political appointees can have such a say in our law.
b) Far fewer of them will be able to fit in the chamber.
There are many sh** ex-politicians and political appointees in the Lords. How many sh** hereditary peers were there?
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At least Lord Prescott is a step in the right direction to getting the Lords abolished:
a) Even more people will dislike the way that hereditary peers, the church and political appointees can have such a say in our law.
b) Far fewer of them will be able to fit in the chamber.
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Cheer up Gordon, you'll soon be joining this bloke in the House of Lords...
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Please don't... even in jest!!!!
If you cheer him up we will be subjected to that awful grin/smile that he does.....
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"There is a discount on rope this weekend in your local hardware store. This is a once in (your) lifetime opportunity to buy 9 feet of rope an brush up on your noose tying skills. Go get 'em Tiger, grrrr"
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The Cheer Up Gordon Brown thread
Spare a thought for our previous saviour of the world; he's now benched, and no matter how many "Economics for Dummies" books he reads, he's never going to get a similar contract again.
So ideas please, on how to cheer up the gentleman.
Here's one:
"Cheer up Gordon, the UK's got hundreds of billions of debt to pay back (and the cuts will harm nearly everyone), but you won't have to pay a penny. In fact we'll continue to pay you a nice pension. See - it's not all bad!"Tags: None
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