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Previously on "I've got orange legs!!"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    As the sun came out recently I ditched the boots and went with a more summery shoe, my legs (well the below the knee bit) are very pale so I invested in some of that moisturiser that is supposed to make your legs slightly 'sun kissed' It didn't seem to work at first, so I put loads on, two days later and my flippen legs are orange and streaky
    Not a good look for me !

    It would appear that this stuff takes a while to work and you don't see the colour straight away.

    Today, Pogle is mostly wearing trousers
    Ha ha, oh dear Pogle! I am rubbish with fake tan and particularly with my legs, so I sympathise.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Yes, you do look like a picture of health.
    Oh my, I'd forgotten that page. There're many many others. Subscribers only though!

    The video that zooms in to me asleep, naked on a lilo, in the middle of a very large canal. But I digress.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    I ride a bicycle and have a natural healthy looking, all over, tan.
    Yes, you do look like a picture of health.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    I ride a bicycle and have a natural healthy looking, all over, tan.
    Still being sponsored by Outspan then threaded?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Oi I'm no becks
    Sorry would you prefer Derby & Joan, or Jordon & Alex.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    I ride a bicycle and have a natural healthy looking, all over, tan.
    I feel quite queasy.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Our very own CUK Posh & Becks!
    Oi I'm no becks

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    See my reply - use disposable gloves when applying. I've had to apply the fake tan to the wifey loads of times and I've always put them on
    Our very own CUK Posh & Becks!

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    The only time I tried that stuff I ended up with orange palms. Since then I've decided that lily white is the look I'll go for.
    See my reply - use disposable gloves when applying. I've had to apply the fake tan to the wifey loads of times and I've always put them on

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    As the sun came out recently I ditched the boots and went with a more summery shoe, my legs (well the below the knee bit) are very pale so I invested in some of that moisturiser that is supposed to make your legs slightly 'sun kissed' It didn't seem to work at first, so I put loads on, two days later and my flippen legs are orange and streaky
    Not a good look for me !

    It would appear that this stuff takes a while to work and you don't see the colour straight away.

    Today, Pogle is mostly wearing trousers
    The only time I tried that stuff I ended up with orange palms. Since then I've decided that lily white is the look I'll go for.

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  • gricerboy
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    probably matches the colour of your hair then!

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  • threaded
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    I ride a bicycle and have a natural healthy looking, all over, tan.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    As the sun came out recently I ditched the boots and went with a more summery shoe, my legs (well the below the knee bit) are very pale so I invested in some of that moisturiser that is supposed to make your legs slightly 'sun kissed' It didn't seem to work at first, so I put loads on, two days later and my flippen legs are orange and streaky
    Not a good look for me !

    It would appear that this stuff takes a while to work and you don't see the colour straight away.

    Today, Pogle is mostly wearing trousers
    st tropez is the way to go, but remember to wear rubber gloves when applying it

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  • Pogle
    started a topic I've got orange legs!!

    I've got orange legs!!

    As the sun came out recently I ditched the boots and went with a more summery shoe, my legs (well the below the knee bit) are very pale so I invested in some of that moisturiser that is supposed to make your legs slightly 'sun kissed' It didn't seem to work at first, so I put loads on, two days later and my flippen legs are orange and streaky
    Not a good look for me !

    It would appear that this stuff takes a while to work and you don't see the colour straight away.

    Today, Pogle is mostly wearing trousers

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