My name is H A B and I have a drinking problem

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Mich the Tester replied

18 May 2010, 21:16
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

From a landlords point of view a good spiller beats a good drinker any day!

Yep. Mop it up, squeeze out the mop and sell it as M&B's Mild.
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Churchill replied

18 May 2010, 17:17
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

As the old saying goes: "He doesn't drink much, he spills most of it".

From a landlords point of view a good spiller beats a good drinker any day!
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gingerjedi replied

18 May 2010, 17:15
As the old saying goes: "He doesn't drink much, he spills most of it".
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xoggoth replied

18 May 2010, 17:02
You should make a sensible prioritisation. Your potty training is much more important socially and you should be practicing daily. When you have mastered that you can concern yourself with these lesser issues.

PS I would never bother with cleanish clothes myself if something did not keep stealing my socks and underpants at night. I think it's that dratted bumblelbee.

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mudskipper replied

18 May 2010, 16:40
Sounds like you need sponging down.
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Mich the Tester replied

18 May 2010, 13:31
You need to get yourself to the pub sir!
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alreadypacked replied

18 May 2010, 13:25
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Frack.

I have to go out shortly so I changed my shirt that was a bit rough. I've just had a sip of my coffee and spilt some over my shirt and trousers. When I look at the mess I've made, I realise that I've already got dregs from my cup-a-soup down my shirt.

I thought I was getting better at this.

I'm not sure that I've got anymore clean-ish clothes to change into.

Check the laundry basket.
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HairyArsedBloke started a topic My name is H A B and I have a drinking problem

18 May 2010, 13:23
My name is H A B and I have a drinking problem

Frack.

I have to go out shortly so I changed my shirt that was a bit rough. I've just had a sip of my coffee and spilt some over my shirt and trousers. When I look at the mess I've made, I realise that I've already got dregs from my cup-a-soup down my shirt.

I thought I was getting better at this.

I'm not sure that I've got anymore clean-ish clothes to change into.
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