Reply to: The official list of CUK cretins

[alreadypacked]

If you do make it on, I've got half a chance.

But then we've got to try and think of a cretin beginning with 's'...

[sasguru]

But then we've got to try and think of a cretin beginning with 's'...

Yes I can see your dilemma. No obvious candidate springs to mind, eh?

[Doggy Styles]

You get to be first, but there is no one who's name ends with "a" so I will not make it onto the list

If you do make it on, I've got half a chance.

But then we've got to try and think of a cretin beginning with 's'...

[sasguru]

Ohhh, the guys that used to work for were called Actuaries - silly me.

Actuaries are different from quants.

HTH

[Churchill]

Not quite.

What Does Rocket Scientist Mean?
In the world of finance, these are people with science and math degrees who work in the finance field building highly advanced quantitative finance models. These models help banking, insurance and investment firms to price financial instruments

Ohhh, the guys that used to work for were called Actuaries - silly me.

[suityou01]

yes you're pretty much to the left of the bell curve on iq but well over to the right on the bellend curve.

:d

[MarillionFan]

Further than your rockets - apparently

Not quite.

What Does Rocket Scientist Mean?
In the world of finance, these are people with science and math degrees who work in the finance field building highly advanced quantitative finance models. These models help banking, insurance and investment firms to price financial instruments

[sasguru]

Oh, right.

Yes you're pretty much to the left of the bell curve on IQ but well over to the right on the bellend curve.

[Churchill]

Thats was my first job out of Uni!!! Before I was even a contractor!!!

How time flies!

Further than your rockets - apparently

[MarillionFan]

Compared to you most people are rocket scientists.
HTH

Thats was my first job out of Uni!!! Before I was even a contractor!!!

How time flies!

[Churchill]

Compared to you most people are rocket scientists.
HTH

Oh, right.

[sasguru]

This is different to the bellend thread, how?

It was started by a marginal bellend rather than a complete and utter one.

[sasguru]

You really believe that, don't you?

!

Compared to you most people are rocket scientists.
HTH

[suityou01]

Rules:

1. Must be a cretin

2. One nick name per post

3. Nick name should start with the last letter of the previously posted nickname.

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I start:

Churchill

This is different to the bellend thread, how?
I may have to retire this sockpuppet.

[Churchill]

It would be easier to list the ones who are NOT cretins, starting with moi.

You really believe that, don't you?

FFS, you're such an Egyptian wader!