The official list of CUK cretins

[Churchill]

Not quite.

What Does Rocket Scientist Mean?
In the world of finance, these are people with science and math degrees who work in the finance field building highly advanced quantitative finance models. These models help banking, insurance and investment firms to price financial instruments

Ohhh, the guys that used to work for were called Actuaries - silly me.

[sasguru]

Ohhh, the guys that used to work for were called Actuaries - silly me.

Actuaries are different from quants.

HTH

[Doggy Styles]

You get to be first, but there is no one who's name ends with "a" so I will not make it onto the list

If you do make it on, I've got half a chance.

But then we've got to try and think of a cretin beginning with 's'...

[sasguru]

But then we've got to try and think of a cretin beginning with 's'...

Yes I can see your dilemma. No obvious candidate springs to mind, eh?

[alreadypacked]

If you do make it on, I've got half a chance.

But then we've got to try and think of a cretin beginning with 's'...