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Previously on "*** The offical welcome back SY01 thread ***"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    IRL I am kind, patient, funny, hung like a donkey, size twelve shoes, 6'3'', charming (albeit porky) and have a good network of good friends and my family all love me.

    On here I am happy to be an irritiating little twonk, who most find they are frustratingly "very slightly" fond of

    That said, look here

    Well done.

    Will evening primrose help the males you irritate, too?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Pah!

    You remind me of a bloke I have worked with on and off since 2001. He's quite literally, the most irritating little twonk I've ever had to spend so much time with.

    I can't help being very slightly fond of him, despite his (many) irritating habits.
    IRL I am kind, patient, funny, hung like a donkey, size twelve shoes, 6'3'', charming (albeit porky) and have a good network of good friends and my family all love me.

    On here I am happy to be an irritiating little twonk, who most find they are frustratingly "very slightly" fond of

    That said, look here

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Charm
    Pah!

    You remind me of a bloke I have worked with on and off since 2001. He's quite literally, the most irritating little twonk I've ever had to spend so much time with.

    I can't help being very slightly fond of him, despite his (many) irritating habits.
    Last edited by MaryPoppins; 15 May 2010, 17:51. Reason: Missed a full stop!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Tedium?
    Charm

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Welcome back SY01! Here, have a manly hug from me

    There was something missing from this forum while you were away and I have finally twigged what it was.
    Tedium?

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Welcome back SY01! Here, have a manly hug from me

    There was something missing from this forum while you were away and I have finally twigged what it was.

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  • AtW
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    Welcome back.

    Seriously.










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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I don't - not all the time. Mainly on a Friday night when tired, highly irritable, and less able to ignore your incessant ramblings (thereby scuppering my own argument).
    once a month

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    why do you go on the offensive all the time? Why can't you just post nice stuff?
    Sleep well
    I don't - not all the time. Mainly on a Friday night when tired, highly irritable, and less able to ignore your incessant ramblings (thereby scuppering my own argument).

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by marillionfan View Post
    hunt tay down and slaughter it in a brutal and ugly manner for being a foul rabid cur!!!!!
    ftfy

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    You have a crusty todger? Get yourself down the clinic pronto.

    Oh - welcome back SY01. Did you play at trainspotting while you were away?


    That was close, I nearly peed myself laughing at that clip. Then again if he had turned into a stain on the windscreen of that train I would have prolly brought my dinner up and not slept for a week, soft sod that I am.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Crusty!
    You have a crusty todger? Get yourself down the clinic pronto.

    Oh - welcome back SY01. Did you play at trainspotting while you were away?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    Even tay got a welcome back thread started for him, that doesn't say a lot for your popularity.
    Started by one of his sockpuppets

    @MF: Bring back Tay? Not sure. I remember him being one of those bully types This makes me glum. OTH at least he wouldn't constantly piss and moan about politics all day long.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    Even tay got a welcome back thread started for him, that doesn't say a lot for your popularity.
    Bring back Tay!!!!!

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  • Tingles
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    sad but true. Do you think anyone noticed you'd gone?

    ha!

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