Reply to: Pointless MF Crap

[MarillionFan]

Yeah so we heard. I would've thought the evidence that your kids are little, fat, fluent in Russian and sport moustaches would've been the giveaway...

How did you know my children have moustaches???? Even my daughter!!!!

[Churchill]

Aha! My new Tag snooper is working well.

Thanks for the code Nick. I now see all. I am all seeing, I am impotent!!!!!! :moo haa haa:

Yeah so we heard. I would've thought the evidence that your kids are little, fat, fluent in Russian and sport moustaches would've been the giveaway...

[NickFitz]

i was never good with boys

You're doing it right

[Boudica]

Er - thanks....what are you trying to say?!

that you are more worldy-wise than me i was never good with boys, and now they are just bald fat ex-rugby players with bad knees!

[MaryPoppins]

That you are a "game girl"??

I think....I think you're right! How very dare she!

Sigh.

Yeah, she's totally right.

[shaunbhoy]

Er - thanks....what are you trying to say?!

That you are a "game girl"??

[MaryPoppins]

goodness me, i still don't get it

maybe it is why you are with child and i am without

Er - thanks....what are you trying to say?!

[Boudica]

i am a plonker please kick me

i'm not hip with the kids anymore

[OwlHoot]

I don't know I was guessing that bit. I need the audit log to update on batch first.

Then I'll know!!! THEN I'LL KNOW!!!

Could someone please tell me what a 'fish mitten' is?

i hope it isn't rude

I'm sure people must just make up lurid slang to include in urbandictionary.com

I'd never heard of most of those phrases.

[Boudica]

I don't know how to break this to you, but it ain't something you'd want to mention at church.

goodness me, i still don't get it

maybe it is why you are with child and i am without

[MaryPoppins]

Could someone please tell me what a 'fish mitten' is?

i hope it isn't rude

I don't know how to break this to you, but it ain't something you'd want to mention at church.

[Boudica]

Could someone please tell me what a 'fish mitten' is?

i hope it isn't rude

[mudskipper]

did the tag say 'i am a plonker please kick me'

Apparently not:

Some tags couldn't be added for the following reason(s):
* You specified a tag that was too long. A tag can only be 25 characters.
Changes that did not cause errors have been applied.

[Boudica]

They released him from Reading Jail early, on condition he wore a tag for three months.

HTH

did the tag say 'i am a plonker please kick me'

[OwlHoot]

I refer the honourable member to the reply I gave some moments ago.

I don't see your yql-table for the tag cloud in the Github repository

Maybe you're doing it wrong

Tell you what, try this at the YQL Console:

select * from html 
   where xpath="//div[contains(@class, 'blockrow')]//a[contains(@class, 'tagcloudlink')]" 
   and url="http://forums.contractoruk.com/tags/"

and see if it works for you

Holy carp! Sometimes I wonder if I'm entitled to call myself a web developer.