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original PM replied

12 May 2010, 13:28
I'm a bell end and I have two thumbs

Isn't is great that I have done the decent thing and pissed off?
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Weltchy replied

12 May 2010, 12:58
The last thing I did before I left No 10 was to leave an economy deficit sized floater in the toilet and a stink thats gone take 5 years to get rid of.
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Ravello replied

12 May 2010, 10:26
Originally posted by AtW View Post

And she had norks like this....
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snaw replied

12 May 2010, 09:24
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!
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stingman123 replied

12 May 2010, 09:19
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It's been fun - I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, now swivel on this!

Well.... this is how many years I though I'd originally last.
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TimberWolf replied

11 May 2010, 23:17
I just sold most of our gold. Who's the daddy.
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vetran replied

11 May 2010, 22:47
Its all my fault but who cares I have just been on the phone to Tony Blair's agent I'm going to make £10,000 this year!

Oh by the way I'm flogging all my wife's gold best offer please
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AtW replied

11 May 2010, 20:03
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Guess how many fingers I've got up and I'll give you a kiss!
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Paddy replied

11 May 2010, 20:03
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It's been fun - I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, now swivel on this!

Hav I got one or two thumbs up
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TimberWolf replied

11 May 2010, 20:00
I've got opposable thumbs you know.
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The Wikir Man replied

11 May 2010, 19:49
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Brilliant - Liberal voters are never going to forgive Clegg for selling out, and we'll be back in power before you know it!
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SantaClaus replied

11 May 2010, 19:32
Originally posted by eliquant View Post

I got two thumbs and two holes now I'm going to plug them both with them.
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eliquant replied

11 May 2010, 19:26
I got two thumbs and two holes now I'm going to plug them both with them.
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centurian replied

11 May 2010, 19:24
Originally posted by DrEvil View Post

I've just been offered a contract and the tories are gonna get rid of IR35.

Back on a serious note, there is sweet tulip-all chance of that happening now.

I'm not sure there was ever much of a chance of the Tories scrapping it, but with Vince Cable at the Treasury, the only result will be a "crackdown on tax avoidance"
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DrEvil replied

11 May 2010, 19:11
I've just been offered a contract and the tories are gonna get rid of IR35.
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