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Previously on "On my weekly commute.."

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
    Don't have much to contribute now that you've all hijacked my thread. Your postings are pretty banal IMO; like a bunch of kids the lot of you.
    Doesn't seem to have stopped you up to now!

    <Keep lobbing them son!>

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Are you insinuating Drewster is French?

    You might want to retract that before he takes umbrage.
    Good point - well made!!!! Mon ami

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Are you insinuating Drewster is French?

    You might want to retract that before he takes umbrage.
    Oi Mods!!!! He said Umbrage!!! Again!

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Cantona and Zindane didn't like mum jokes either.
    Are you insinuating Drewster is French?

    You might want to retract that before he takes umbrage.

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  • Gibbon
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    Cantona and Zindane didn't like mum jokes either.

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  • gricerboy
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Th good thing is..... Greasy appears to have gone away!!!!
    Don't have much to contribute now that you've all hijacked my thread. Your postings are pretty banal IMO; like a bunch of kids the lot of you.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Exactly. It was only a joke.

    There was no 5p off the petrol....
    MF - About that apology?
    I accepted an apology that I assumed was sincerely offered...
    if you want to say that it wasn't a sincere apology then it says more about you than I could....

    Are you saying that it wasn't a real apology? Are you admitting that Churchy was correct and you were hiding the apology behind the joke?

    Seriously - I would like to have an answer.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Churchy!!!! LEAVE IT!!!! Down Boy

    Apology offered and accepted.... end of story!
    Exactly. It was only a joke.

    There was no 5p off the petrol....

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    WTF?

    The word "Apologies" at the end of a joke? You're a piece of work and no mistake.

    Your Mum must be very proud.
    Churchy!!!! LEAVE IT!!!! Down Boy

    Apology offered and accepted.... end of story!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That reminds me of an incident many moons ago when I was in a pool team.

    The match had ended and we had one very gobby player, who was also in the County team. He was a big bloke, maybe 6'4 and 25/26 stone.

    He'd round up the opposition so much they wanted to play him and so a wager was placed £200 quid best of 3 frames. He won the first, and lost the second.

    There was loads of needle going on, mostly him against the other side.

    In the final frame, near the end matey boy went to take a shot when the opposition said something about fkcing his mum!

    He went mental, properly mental, threw his cue at the bloke and turned the table over.

    'Dont you talk about my mum, I love my mum, you ffffing cnt, dont you say nothing about my mum'

    and it all kicked off.

    Mum jokes!

    Apologies.
    WTF?

    The word "Apologies" at the end of a joke? You're a piece of work and no mistake.

    Your Mum must be very proud.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Apologies.
    Accepted
    (not in a wind up way)

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Keep digging.............. although a straight apology would work better!
    That reminds me of an incident many moons ago when I was in a pool team.

    The match had ended and we had one very gobby player, who was also in the County team. He was a big bloke, maybe 6'4 and 25/26 stone.

    He'd round up the opposition so much they wanted to play him and so a wager was placed £200 quid best of 3 frames. He won the first, and lost the second.

    There was loads of needle going on, mostly him against the other side.

    In the final frame, near the end matey boy went to take a shot when the opposition said something about fkcing his mum!

    He went mental, properly mental, threw his cue at the bloke and turned the table over.

    'Dont you talk about my mum, I love my mum, you ffffing cnt, dont you say nothing about my mum'

    and it all kicked off.

    Mum jokes!

    Apologies.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So's mine. But she's still able to supplement her income down at the old folks home!
    Keep digging.............. although a straight apology would work better!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Mention his kids not liking him, that usually winds MarillionFan up...

    You see he can dish it out but can't take it.

    Oi MF, you're obviously unloved, just thought you could do with a
    No - bringing in members of his family would be out of order......... and I would be ashamed of myself if I resorted to cheap jibes of that nature!

    MF - Obviously doesn't share my view on that but 2 wrongs and all that......

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    <Ahem> Steady on!!! My Mum is in her 70's..... and while she still likes a good laugh I don't think she would find that joke funny..... and neither do I!
    So's mine. But she's still able to supplement her income down at the old folks home!

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