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This was Merseyside. They had to dredge up a 77-year-old in order that the Labour Candidate could be said to have had actual Work Experience.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostI can't work out which way your sarcasm is headed there. But do you think 77-year-olds don't live in a modern society, but in alternative society (possibly located deep beneath the surface of the moon)?
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I can't work out which way your sarcasm is headed there. But do you think 77-year-olds don't live in a modern society, but in alternative society (possibly located deep beneath the surface of the moon)?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou would vote a 77 year old in who is obviously in touch with the needs of a modern society???
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In some northern constituencies, they would vote in a Chimpanzee if it sported a red rosette. I believe there is a wealth of evidence to support this contention.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou would vote a 77 year old in who is obviously in touch with the needs of a modern society???
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You would vote a 77 year old in who is obviously in touch with the needs of a modern society???
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Don't they ever learn? Exactly the same thing happened a few years ago.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBBC News - Election 2010 - Live coverage - General Election 2010
1545: The Labour candidate for Bootle on Merseyside has had the tip of his finger bitten off by a dog while out campaigning. Joe Benton, 77, was taken to hospital after the animal bit him as he pushed an election leaflet through a letter box. Mr Benton has been unable to vote for himself as a result and will not be able to attend tonight's count.



As the saying goes, people who know a bit of history are doomed to watch Labour politicians repeating it.
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BBC News - Election 2010 - Live coverage - General Election 2010
1545: The Labour candidate for Bootle on Merseyside has had the tip of his finger bitten off by a dog while out campaigning. Joe Benton, 77, was taken to hospital after the animal bit him as he pushed an election leaflet through a letter box. Mr Benton has been unable to vote for himself as a result and will not be able to attend tonight's count.


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