A new Spam (or is it really a job offer?)

[Churchill]

Amantium irae amoris integratio est.

Or as we say in Shaw...

"Go and feck the 'sen."

[Fungus]

Amantium irae amoris integratio est.

And to you, with knobs on.

I think you're out by a few thousand years. The Romans have gone home. In the fifth century. If you're quick, you might catch up with them.

Fungsu

[threaded]

Amantium irae amoris integratio est.

[Churchill]

Is Threaded broken?

He's trying to impress us with a primitive program that translates text.

My guess is he's translating to a language and then back to English.

Tell him you're impressed, he'll like that.

[Fungus]

There is a guy who gets the spammers to do alsorts of silly things for their money (before he cuts contact) and gets them to send photos in of them doing the silly things

Mailman

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

[threaded]

"UFIS" of the classified commerce; it is concerned, the end
to rent to a part-part-storm of thunders of applications he (all the
day you), the limit to completely on the position the one in charge of
the financial institutions of the commentaries of its zone (500-2000
USD to the week). In us: UFIS (ucraine of Wendish them of the people
of the instruments), based on the month of 1990 march and seated in
Tokmak, company of the production, the given form exclusive hand
produced ucraini of the instruments of people in instructd of the way
of the music of the wood, like Sopilka, Bandura, Trembita the
etc...... Our company has the great experience, giving him forms to
the instruments with the series of the characters of gold and or
introduced with diamonds and rubini. Circumstances: - permanent of the
Internets, personal email of the movements, authority with the works
of the battery of the use (personal client of the battery). - the
knowledge of the subsidies of the calculation and the permanent
Internets is to the obligation. - life, flexibility, initiative and
creativity, good qualifications of the organization. Description of
the functions: Interior we observed ignited employee, the end to
connect our square like financiers whom they control. The obligation
of the one in charge must work with the payments of our clients in its
country with the daily control. It means that you that you are
authorize him to receive everything, payments of our clients in his
country in his client of the battery and we it transfers ingualmente
of the method as rapidly as possible. It has the necessity because we
you: This then ones which it is two weeks of necessary here for the
battery of extrangeiro with the money of transference in Ucraina,
because our system of the battery is not perfect. Therefore we are who
we waited for affinchè the use that we paid until 5% to end he stops
to receive the equal day of the money.

[Mailman]

There is a guy who gets the spammers to do alsorts of silly things for their money (before he cuts contact) and gets them to send photos in of them doing the silly things

Mailman

[Fungus]

so you could actually be in for more than 5% eh? Imagine...scamming the scammers

Mailman

Funny you should say that. There is someone who scams the scammers and he has made a bit of money from them. I wish I could remember his name ... American I think.

Fungus

[cojak]

Oh come on Darmstadt - I thought you were sharper than that!

Permanent internet access, competence to use bank services (personal bank account)

and why d'ya think they need that exactly?

Probably wouldn't get too many takers with "required: gullible innocents with zombie computers capable of accessing online personal bank accounts"

[Mailman]

so you could actually be in for more than 5% eh? Imagine...scamming the scammers

Mailman

[Xenophon]

Of course it's a scam...

[darmstadt]

Private Enterprises "UFIS" is looking to hire a part-time (full-time)
employee to fill the position of financial operations manager of your region
(500-2000 USD per week).

About Us:
UFIS (Ukrainian Folk Instruments Sales), was founded in March 1990 and
headquartered in Tokmak, is a production company that produces exclusive
hand made folk Ukrainian music instruments made of wood, such as Sopilka,
Bandura, Trembita etc.
Our company has a great experience in making instruments with gold strings
and or inlaid with diamonds and rubies.


Requirements:
- Permanent Internet access, personal e-mail, competence to use bank
services (personal bank account).
- Knowledge of computer tools and the permanent Internet is a must.
- Autonomy, flexibility, initiative and creativity, good organizational
skills.

Job Description:
We are searching for an employee to join our team as a financial manager.
Obligation of the manager is to work with the payments of our clients in
your country with daily inspection. It means that you are authorized person
to receive payments from our clients in your country to your bank account
and transfer them to us in the fastest way.

Why do we need you:
It takes more then two weeks for foreign bank to transfer money here in
Ukraine because our bank system is not perfect. That is why we are ready to
pay you 5% to receive money the same day.

If you are interested in this vacancy, send your Resume by email to:
[email protected]