Answer these questions to find out if you owe hector money…

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threaded replied

30 April 2010, 04:13
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Answer these questions to find out if you owe hector money…

Make and value of your car.
Which One?

Do you have an offshore bank account?
Yes, several.

National insurance number.
Which country?

Do you pay for your holidays by cash?
Usually.

What was your self certified income when you applied for a mortgage?
Mortgage? Had one of them years ago but then they stopped being tax efficient.
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Gonzo replied

30 April 2010, 01:11
Hector owes me money.

Not a lot, just some interest on the massive amount of corporation tax I paid early before leaving the country, in the days HMRC used to pay interest on early payments.

Pay up!
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Spacecadet replied

29 April 2010, 22:00
Make and value of your car.
Toyota Aygo, £5000

Do you have an offshore bank account?
NO

National insurance number.
AA000000001

Do you pay for your holidays by cash?
Skegness B&B's generally only accept cash!

What was your self certified income when you applied for a mortgage?
£1.5M

Sasguru
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vetran replied

29 April 2010, 21:39
Actually makes sense. Data mining on major purchases registered via DVLA / Landreg against tax records etc would highlight a large number of tax evaders very easily. IMHO of course.

Imagine the travelling community unable to buy brand new range rovers or posh caravans.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

29 April 2010, 15:32
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Answer these questions to find out if you owe hector money…

Actually,

NO, I DON'T

Special message for Hector:
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thunderlizard replied

29 April 2010, 15:17
You're well out of date. In order to achieve a simpler and fairer tax system, we have replaced those questions with a single question.

***form ref HYGAM01***
(1) Have you got any money?

***form ref HYGAM01 supplementary notes***
notes on question 1:
Go on, have you?
Are you sure?
Have you checked in the pockets of your other jacket?
I thought I saw your gran give you a tenner in 1980 - can't you give us that?
Well, we'll be back next week anyway.
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Paddy started a topic Answer these questions to find out if you owe hector money…

29 April 2010, 13:55
Answer these questions to find out if you owe hector money…

Answer these questions to find out if you owe hector money…

Make and value of your car.

Do you have an offshore bank account?

National insurance number.

Do you pay for your holidays by cash?

What was your self certified income when you applied for a mortgage?
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