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[Churchill]

Now what you should be doing is replacing it with 693Mb of hot girl on girl on donkey action under the same file name and date stamp and making sure a copy ends up in the MD's in box. When he complains that his mail box is full go and "have a look at it" for him. Find the file and open it up.......

Now thats what the BOFH would do

[Churchill bowing his head and raising his paw in respect!]

[DaveB]

Shades of BOFH here sunshine...

Good luck.

Now what you should be doing is replacing it with 693Mb of hot girl on girl on donkey action under the same file name and date stamp and making sure a copy ends up in the MD's in box. When he complains that his mail box is full go and "have a look at it" for him. Find the file and open it up.......

Now thats what the BOFH would do

[Churchill]

Oh FFS !

The person she sent it to, her friend, works in HR who is now trying to send it to her mates outside.

<slams head against monitor>

Somedays, I really despair.

Shades of BOFH here sunshine...

Good luck.

[hyperD]

Mmm, classy girls. I think as a good lesson of how not to do holidays, you should post this avi on a free website for lessons learned...(ahem)...

[Board Game Geek]

Update : Sorry for the late reply...was sorting out video conferencing all afternoon....MD buys some complete crap from PCW, throws the box on the desk and says "We're moving in to the VC age....hook this up to the laptop so I can do a VC call (he likes his acronmyns) to the US Office at 3pm.

So I drop everything, including the email fiasco, and work away like a beaver on this new crock of poo...and then phone the US, speak to the MD there, who says "eh ? First I heard about it. He's done what ? Oh dear....never told me"

Are MD's any good for anything, apart from taking the bullet when the shareholders get uppity ?

Oh...and I scanned the avi as part of my "security audit" for offensive material.

It's wobble-cam galore...lots of brief shots of this girl and her chums doing girly stuff and getting drunk in I-bee-tha, innit ?

Movies of girls throwing up in the can, having tantrums, several shots of Alphonso the pool lifeguard, more throwing up, Alphonso's ar5e (again), dancing in the nightclub, throwing up in the bushes outside (makes a change I suppose), drunken "you're my best mate, you are" conversation on a kerb, shot of some tart coming out of said nighclub wearing the proverbial belt (and the cameralady and friends tut-tutting to themselves about her), Alphoso's fecking backside again, shot of vomit down a loo (classy girls this lot), shot of a bitchfight between Stella (unknown) and Mandy (HR girl) over Alphonso, more vomiting, shot of the sea (which made me think they had got over all the rubbish now....until the camera badly panned on to a windsurfer....yup....Alphonso), a couple of "boob flashes" (not sure whose were whose though), more sick, and Alphonso waving them goodbye in the Lobby.

Bascially, the sort of thing you see on C4 on a show called "Club 18-30 : Exposed"

Gah

[PerlOfWisdom]

[QUOTE=Epiphone]Change the information store to only take attachments of 20MB or summat. Then get her fired.
QUOTE]
Why get her fired? You won't benefit from it, and you can always blame her for future problems you might have.

[Epiphone]

Change the information store to only take attachments of 20MB or summat. Then get her fired.

Been clearing up all the virus crap this week. Caught loads of users with bittorrent isntalled, strip poker games, knock off software with keygens etc. Corp security do nothing. It's work though innit.

[Bumner]

.....is the monitor actually on? "What monitor?"

[PerlOfWisdom]

bit like saying where is the


CtrlAltDel key??

You told me to write click, so I have written "click"!

[Phoenix]

Ooooh Mr Grammar!!

Is a Mr Grandma possible?

[n5gooner]

I'm assuming you have your mail server setup to foward a copy of every mail to a mail box somewhere where just admin have access ???

[Phoenix]

Did you quarantine a copy of these lovelies parading around half naked on their Hols?

[Bumner]

Ooooh Mr Grammar!!

[n5gooner]

bit like saying where is the


CtrlAltDel key??

[Phoenix]

I once had an argument with someone that they HONESTLY do have an Esc key on their keyboard for 45mins....... take consolation in the fact that, without them.... we'd all be out of a job!!!!

Why is the escape key only there for 45 mins?