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[DaveB]

or Curling

[DaveB]

Or of course the Steeplechase

[DaveB]

Well there is always Office Rowing

[Churchill]

10 events? It would be all over in a weekend - and we wouldn't have to spend £1bn to host it. Center Parcs could cope...

Oi Kojak.

What about Brook Benton and Dinah Washington? They could sing...

[Bumner]

I remember the England cricket team of a few years ago having utterly crap nicknames:

Athers, Stewie, Butch, Nass, Ramps, Thorpy, Crofty, Goughie, Caddy, Hoggy and Tuffers.

Guess who each of them are.

This is a trick question right....?

[stackpole]

Yes Stackpole they do don't they...

I remember the England cricket team of a few years ago having utterly crap nicknames:

Athers, Stewie, Butch, Nass, Ramps, Thorpy, Crofty, Goughie, Caddy, Hoggy and Tuffers.

Guess who each of them are.

[Bumner]

And you can operate the floor camera Spartacus to get those all important close up shots from the underside of the oche

Would you really want a close up shot of the nude underside of The Power??

[DodgyAgent]

And all the competitors should have to take part in the nude, just like they did in the good old days.

And you can operate the floor camera Spartacus to get those all important close up shots from the underside of the oche

[Bumner]

Don't forget John Boy Walton and that fat bloke who looks like a woman who lives round the corner from me, including the beard - Andy Fordham, the Viking.

Some of those guys need serious advice about their nicknames. "Walshie" Walsh? Mervyn "Merv the Swerve"?

Yes Stackpole they do don't they...

[stackpole]

What about Wayne Mardle, Adrian Lewis and Peter Manley....?

Don't forget John Boy Walton and that fat bloke who looks like a woman who lives round the corner from me, including the beard - Andy Fordham, the Viking.

Some of those guys need serious advice about their nicknames. "Walshie" Walsh? Mervyn "Merv the Swerve"?

[Bumner]

What, to see how far you can throw them?

Anyway, by 2012 Phil Taylor will be past it, and we'll lose out in the medals to dodgy dutchmen.

What about Wayne Mardle, Adrian Lewis and Peter Manley....?

[stackpole]

Isn't darts just the indoor version of the Javelin?

What, to see how far you can throw them?

Anyway, by 2012 Phil Taylor will be past it, and we'll lose out in the medals to dodgy dutchmen.

[Bumner]

....desk hurdles...
...stair well relay.....

it would certainly enlighten my day today.....

[n5gooner]

Isn't darts just the indoor version of the Javelin?

in door sports



synchronized drinking

shot put = monitor throwing

etc etc....

[Spartacus]

10 events? It would be all over in a weekend - and we wouldn't have to spend £1bn to host it. Center Parcs could cope...

And all the competitors should have to take part in the nude, just like they did in the good old days.