Pope blames all catholics

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shaunbhoy replied

15 April 2010, 16:55
About those Vatican Swiss penknife-wielding guards? I assume those knives have an attachment for getting the stones out of horses hooves. Could they not be fitted with an attachment for removing errant priests from small Altar Boys? Some kind of tazer perhaps?
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xoggoth replied

15 April 2010, 16:55
Do us lapsed Catholics have to do half a penance? Or perhaps I should turn up at Confession and begin:

"Bless me father for YOU have sinned, probably"

PS All the Parish Priests did in my day was ride motorcycles while blind drunk and fall in ditches. They were drunk most of the time.

PPS And Irish, although that is obviously completely unrelated to the previous PS.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 April 2010, 16:52
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Who is this "Pauline"? And what has she done to get her own Chapel???

I fear the answer may be NSFW.
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shaunbhoy replied

15 April 2010, 16:51
At a Mass in the Pauline Chapel of the Vatican

Who is this "Pauline"? And what has she done to get her own Chapel???
Bleeding PC Nonsense!!
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Mich the Tester started a topic Pope blames all catholics

15 April 2010, 16:46
Pope blames all catholics

All catholics to do 'penance' for the priests that fiddled with kiddies.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/com...cle7098470.ece

Could our resident catholics please tell us if they think this is their fault, or is this Ratzinger bloke just a bit of a cranky?
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