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Previously on "Now the cat has passed on..."

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  • The Wikir Man
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    Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
    And I have to do the washing because she refuses to wash my 'Only 10 types of people in the world understand binary' t-shirt.
    Didn't cojak used to have the "there's only 10 types of people in this world" line as a signature at one stage?

    ("There's only 10 types of people in this world - those that get this and those with lives" or something like that)

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    <Woof!>
    Sweetheart, you don't count!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post



    I wish I had a cat... I miss the whole pet thing.
    <Woof!>

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You may well be correct.

    They're also pissed off with the cat* that Mrs next door brought with her when she moved in (they originally belonged to Mrs next door's mum).

    *this particular cat is loathed & detested by the entire neighbourhood's feline population. The funniest thing I've seen in a long time was ZeitMog (aged about 16) kicking lumps out of it about 18 months ago. The amount of fur was astounding.



    I wish I had a cat... I miss the whole pet thing.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    No way, Jose.

    I make a fuss of two of next door's cats instead.

    Don't have to feed them or take them to the vet.

    Sorted.

    Plus they're mightily pissed off at the moment because next door have got a dog recently.

    They'll be even more pissed off when Mrs next door drops her sprog.
    be moving in with me when Mrs next door drops her sprog

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    I feel morally obliged to add a: and a: at AOTN's attempt at self depreciating humour.

    Well done lad!!
    I feel obliged to add a "finally" to it too...

    Bloody hell, it's been a bit of a learning curve for this one

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
    Wrong! I still have to clean the cabinet that contains my first edition Star Trek series.

    And I have to do the washing because she refuses to wash my 'Only 10 types of people in the world understand binary' t-shirt.
    I feel morally obliged to add a: and a: at AOTN's attempt at self depreciating humour.

    Well done lad!!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's not actually cold at the moment though.

    Unusual though that may be for South Wales.
    How bout Zeitmog II?

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  • DS23
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    sorry to read that.

    rip zeitmog

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Well I declare!
    Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair...

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Mice do come in to the house when its feezing cold outside. This is irrespective of how much food it can get indoors. One came into my house once and I could never figure out where he was until one day I found him stone cold dead in a dark corner, undoubtedly died of hunger.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Well I declare!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
    Wrong! I still have to clean the cabinet that contains my first edition Star Trek series.

    And I have to do the washing because she refuses to wash my 'Only 10 types of people in the world understand binary' t-shirt.
    And what about your "Metallica" shirts?

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
    Wrong! I still have to clean the cabinet that contains my first edition Star Trek series.

    And I have to do the washing because she refuses to wash my 'Only 10 types of people in the world understand binary' t-shirt.
    Good man

    I presume that she allows you internet access if you do your chores ?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    With clogs on?
    Undoubtedly.

    Thought the ones I had 20 years ago wore size 12 hobnails by the sound they made.

    I saw a mouse
    Where?
    There by the stair
    Were by the stair?
    Right There!

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