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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostNo but you need to be quick. He's a slow fat lump.
I've seen and been on the receiving end of some great punches from my sparing partner who is rather slow and chucky. Timing and technique.
Then again I've landed some crackers and I'm neither quick or chunky.
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostDon't need to be skinny to throw a decent punch (in fact weight helps)
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostGordon Brown is too fat and unfit to lump anybody. But then I thought that about the lumpen idiot Prescott...
Gordon Brown is like Rocky Balboa, in that he'd need to go southpaw to avoid his gammy eye side.
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Meanwhile, The Register is reporting a battle at the LHC with beings from a parallel universe
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostGordon Brown is too fat and unfit to lump anybody. But then I thought that about the lumpen idiot Prescott...
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostInteresting and good news to hear Simon Singh won his libel battle over his criticising voodoo medicine, allegedly.
Another sound judgement from Lord Justice Sedley, he who once memorably ruled
Free speech includes not only the inoffensive, but the irritating, the contentious, the eccentric, the heretical, the unwelcome and the provocative (...) Freedom only to speak inoffensively is not worth having.
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Gordon Brown is too fat and unfit to lump anybody. But then I thought that about the lumpen idiot Prescott...
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Interesting and good news to hear Simon Singh won his libel battle over his criticising voodoo medicine, allegedly.
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Meanwhile, in other news
The Guardian has been famous for its April 1st issue for decades. This is a good one.
One tactic being discussed involves provoking a physical confrontation at one of the three ground-breaking TV debates between the candidates. In this scenario, Brown, instead of responding to a point made by Cameron, would walk over from his microphone with an exaggerated silent display of self-control, bring his face to within an inch of the Tory leader's, and in a subdued voice, ask "what did you just say?", before delivering a single well-aimed blow to his opponent's face, followed by a headlock if required.
The bloodied and bruised Cameron could then be whisked to a nearby hospital, where a previously briefed team of doctors and nurses would demonstrate the efficiency and compassion of the NHS under a Labour government.Tags: None
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