Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh ! NO!

[ratewhore]

Kick It, in an Eminem Styleee!

Two political girls go round tellin' lies
round tellin' lies, round tellin's lies

Two political girls go round tellin' lies
round tellin' lies, round tellin's lies

Guess who's back
Back again
Tony's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..


We've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Gordon no more
They want Tony, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Tony, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of war mixed with some slick patter
Some lies that'll jump start my polls quicker
than a shock when I get caught at the office
shredding docs when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the house while the speaker is operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Cherie
but your husband's ego problem's complicating
So the PSC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on the committee
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
**** that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this tulip's about to get heavy
I just dodged all your questions, **** YOU JOHN C!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, make me an emissary
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, make me an emissary
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

oh dear

[Doggy Styles]

He said 'man', not 'dalek'.

Daleks? Are they under the tax microscope now? Poor barstards.

[Mich the Tester]

I agree, but it appears HMRC don't.

He said 'man', not 'dalek'.

[Doggy Styles]

Hey that's a bit harsh, tax avoiding is every mans duty.

I agree, but it appears HMRC don't.

[TimberWolf]

I really wonder whether Blair's an asset or a liarbility for ZanuLabour.

[DaveB]

Kick It, in an Eminem Styleee!

Two political girls go round tellin' lies
round tellin' lies, round tellin's lies

Two political girls go round tellin' lies
round tellin' lies, round tellin's lies

Guess who's back
Back again
Tony's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..


We've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Gordon no more
They want Tony, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Tony, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of war mixed with some slick patter
Some lies that'll jump start my polls quicker
than a shock when I get caught at the office
shredding docs when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the house while the speaker is operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Cherie
but your husband's ego problem's complicating
So the PSC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on the committee
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
**** that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this tulip's about to get heavy
I just dodged all your questions, **** YOU JOHN C!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, make me an emissary
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, make me an emissary
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Mich the Tester]

Much could be done to restore some faith in politicians if they locked the little fliper up the moment he stepped on British soil.

I really wonder whether Blair's an asset or a liarbility for ZanuLabour.

[gingerjedi]

What? That war-mongering, deluded, tax-avoiding, arse-licking, lying pea-brain?

Hey that's a bit harsh, tax avoiding is every mans duty.

[TimberWolf]

Much could be done to restore some faith in politicians if they locked the little fecker up the moment he stepped on British soil.

[Doggy Styles]

BTW I meant Blair, not sasguru.

[Doggy Styles]

What? That war-mongering, deluded, tax-avoiding, arse-licking, lying pea-brain?

[suityou01]

He's back!

oh thank God, I though SasGuru was back.

[The Wikir Man]

He's back!

Oh, I thought it was going to be a link to a very interesting post about what the squirrel-botherer had for lunch

[TimberWolf]

He's back!

It's

[Mich the Tester]

He's back!