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  • d000hg
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    Bad films are two a penny, ones that are so bad they're worth watching are rarer. I second a vote for The Core in this category for anyone with a scientific education anything about science. The Day After Tomorrow also, where they get chased by frost in the same way other films have people chased down a corridor by an explosion.

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  • swamp
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    The original Solaris (well previous if not original) by Tarkovsky is class!
    +1

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  • Platypus
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    I will offer 'Space Mutiny' as my nomination for a really really poor film. Yes, I do own a copy. I hoped it would be 'so bad it's good' but in fact I was very disappointed in that it's just plain awful.

    I also own Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, which is... um... interesting. Well, rubbish actually. But kinda fun in places.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Why would I watch a film where I already know the ending? ie: the ship sinks!
    I've seen some pretty crappy Bollywood movies but from Hollywood I'd have to say that Solaris was very boring.
    You know the ending in most films - the good guy usually wins!

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  • The Wikir Man
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    Gigli

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Scary View Post
    Now *this* is a classic.
    Another one worth missing.

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  • Scary
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Vanilla Ice movie wins hands down.

    Though I've only caught bits of it twice on TV.
    Now *this* is a classic.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Why would I watch a film where I already know the ending? ie: the ship sinks!
    I've seen some pretty crappy Bollywood movies but from Hollywood I'd have to say that Solaris was very boring.
    The original Solaris (well previous if not original) by Tarkovsky is class!

    My now partner interpreted for the cast in this movie at a Film Festival including the then fit but now old Natalia Bondarchuk, who played Hari.

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  • stek
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    Escape to Victory....

    The wonderful http://www.htfc.world.com Presents: Escape To Victory Match Report....

    Absolute class, the guy that does this site should be a millionaire....

    http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/etv/etvpart1.htm

    http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/etv/etvmatchpart1.htm

    http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/etv/etvmatchpart2.htm

    Ooops, part Three

    http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/etv/etvmatchpart3.htm
    Last edited by stek; 29 March 2010, 14:15.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    titanic was a bit of a suprise. 1 you get to see her iamaprats. I wasn't expecting that! Also the effects are pretty good when it sinks. It's a film that is ok if you fast forward through the love story rubbish - pausing for a short while at a particular scene and then onto the death! Not a great film but has a couple of good points
    Why would I watch a film where I already know the ending? ie: the ship sinks!
    I've seen some pretty crappy Bollywood movies but from Hollywood I'd have to say that Solaris was very boring.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Vanilla Ice movie wins hands down.

    Though I've only caught bits of it twice on TV.
    Nah, that had no pretentions towards being anything other than a vehicle to publicise an utter prat.

    I will also offer the congregation a total classic in "Pearl Harbour", star studded cast, budget that would make even the resident of 11 Downing Street wince and an utter stinker.

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  • SueEllen
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    Vanilla Ice movie wins hands down.

    Though I've only caught bits of it twice on TV.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Scary View Post
    The worst film ever made is Moulin Rouge. At least Titanic offers a chuckle when DiCrapio turns blue and sinks.
    titanic was a bit of a suprise. 1 you get to see her norks. I wasn't expecting that! Also the effects are pretty good when it sinks. It's a film that is ok if you fast forward through the love story rubbish - pausing for a short while at a particular scene and then onto the death! Not a great film but has a couple of good points

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  • Scary
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    The worst film ever made is Moulin Rouge. At least Titanic offers a chuckle when DiCrapio turns blue and sinks.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    'The Invention of Lying' was my previous worst-film title holder....
    I didn't think the title was that bad..... the film however was awful...

    but then again it was "staring" Ricky Gervais so obviously it was awful....

    The Office was OK.... Extras was OK in parts..... errrr thats it everything else I have seen with Ricky G is tulip... every talkshow, interview and stand up.... every "ironic" charity mock up... I actually dislike the bloke now.... PS I only watched "The Invention of Lying" cos I had run out of In-Flight variations..... FFS I (re)watched Bridge on the River Qwai first!!

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