Bringing CUK Into the 21st Century - How to open new threads

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milanbenes replied

26 March 2010, 09:10
Winston,

'Just what has Milan got on you then, eh? '

told you, teflon.

Milan.
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MarillionFan replied

25 March 2010, 21:33
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

Hi Admins,

thank you :-)

funny thing was, the planets aligned, people were getting banned from the forum, people were discussing rules and regs, and right at that time, a backup tape got stuck because I had been too stupid in my description of the short term impact of the change on users of the system - as those planets all aligned I got the inspiration to write that verse

thanks for putting it back

owe you

Milan.

FTFY
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milanbenes replied

25 March 2010, 21:14
Hi Admins,

thank you :-)

funny thing was, the planets aligned, people were getting banned from the forum, people were discussing rules and regs, and right at that time, an emergency change which I had requested for clientco got rejected by the change advisory board because I had been too honest in my description of the short term impact of the change on users of the system - as those planets all aligned I got the inspiration to write that verse

thanks for putting it back

owe you

Milan.
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Mich the Tester replied

25 March 2010, 15:14
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Sorry, only joking Milan. Appreciate this may have taken half an hour or so of your one-finger typing so thought I had better save a copy for you For the delectation of the congregation, here it is:

Sounds more like AtW and his 5th International Workers Congress to me.
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Churchill replied

25 March 2010, 15:12
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Sorry, only joking Milan. Appreciate this may have taken half an hour or so of your one-finger typing so thought I had better save a copy for you For the delectation of the congregation, here it is:

Just what has Milan got on you then, eh?
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Drewster replied

25 March 2010, 15:10
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Sorry, only joking Milan. Appreciate this may have taken half an hour or so of your one-finger typing so thought I had better save a copy for you For the delectation of the congregation, here it is:

Originally posted by milanwotsit View Post

...... something approaching amusing......

Its no good Admin..... nobody will believe Milan posted that it was faintly funny... and speld rite!
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administrator replied

25 March 2010, 14:29
Sorry, only joking Milan. Appreciate this may have taken half an hour or so of your one-finger typing so thought I had better save a copy for you For the delectation of the congregation, here it is:

Originally posted by milanbenes;

from now, on:

Anybody wishing to open a new Thread must PM one of the Moderators with a request for the new thread, a description of the subject of the new thread and explanation as to why the new thread will not offend anybody

The Moderators will then take this information to the Weekly Thread Opening Review Board and come to a consensus as to whether approval for the new Thread may be given

If approval is given the Moderators will open the new Thread

Once the new thread is opened....

Anybody wishing to contribute and respond to the new thread must request permission to make a contribution to the thread. The thread contribution permission request must be given to the Moderators in writing who will then meet at the Thread Contribution Permission Request Review Board and decide if the response requested to the thread meets the thread contribution criteria and can be posted on the forum.
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Churchill replied

25 March 2010, 13:21
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

John: 11-35

Milan.

Yeah mate, I'm sure he did. I've seen "Passion of the Christ"!
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milanbenes replied

25 March 2010, 13:17
John: 11-35

Milan.
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Churchill replied

25 March 2010, 13:16
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Preferably in latin.

Ecce Romani
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cojak replied

25 March 2010, 12:58
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Last edited by administrator : Today at 12:53. Reason: Sorry, this post did not meet our strict posting guidlines. Please write this out again and resubmit.

Preferably in latin.
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milanbenes replied

25 March 2010, 12:57
took me a long time to write that and I had to use the dictionary and the theursaurus

Milan.
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realityhack replied

25 March 2010, 12:55
Last edited by administrator : Today at 12:53. Reason: Sorry, this post did not meet our strict posting guidlines. Please write this out again and resubmit.
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milanbenes replied

25 March 2010, 12:55
hey Admins,

as an Australian colleague used to say,

'bagger'

can't write it again :-)

Thanks,

Milan.
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Churchill replied

25 March 2010, 12:55
Last edited by administrator : Today at 12:53. Reason: Sorry, this post did not meet our strict posting guidlines. Please write this out again and resubmit.

Oh the ironing!
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