Reply to: Please & Thank You

[MarillionFan]

Where did you park your Tornado?

I have a rental deal on Menaleus's garage during the week.

[EternalOptimist]

Is that inside or outside IR35?

Don't think it's a secret..... I hope....

Prescott might have thought you were brown rod, or red-stick or some other flunky.
well done on nailing one of the suckers though

[Churchill]

Is that inside or outside IR35?

Don't think it's a secret..... I hope....

Where did you park your Tornado?

[MarillionFan]

An interesting story. You've signed the OSA then?

Is that inside or outside IR35?

Don't think it's a secret..... I hope....

[Churchill]

I did a stint at Parliament many moons ago. Just 'below' Big Ben is a computer room with corridors & large fire doors in all directions. It can be used as a short cut out of the House of Commons if you want to avoid the main melee in the lobby.

I was walking through with a couple of coffees when then Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott comes striding down the corridor after Question Time which he has stood in for. There was about 8 aides with him.

I opened the door(holding two coffees mugs in one hand) and he just stormed through without a word, then another, then another. All the time, I'm holding coffee and all the time not a glance or a word.

The last guy was going to do the same so I thought bollocks & I let go of the door just before the last one got there. Being a heavy door, it swung closed and slammed him into the wall.

"Sorry about that!" I said and walked off

An interesting story. You've signed the OSA then?

[expat]

I did a stint at Parliament many moons ago. Just 'below' Big Ben is a computer room with corridors & large fire doors in all directions. It can be used as a short cut out of the House of Commons if you want to avoid the main melee in the lobby.

I was walking through with a couple of coffees when then Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott comes striding down the corridor after Question Time which he has stood in for. There was about 8 aides with him.

I opened the door(holding two coffees mugs in one hand) and he just stormed through without a word, then another, then another. All the time, I'm holding coffee and all the time not a glance or a word.

The last guy was going to do the same so I thought bollocks & I let go of the door just before the last one got there. Being a heavy door, it swung closed and slammed him into the wall.

"Sorry about that!" I said and walked off

Thank you!

[MarillionFan]

Me too especially when you've held a door open for someone, most people have the good grace to look embarassed though.

I did a stint at Parliament many moons ago. Just 'below' Big Ben is a computer room with corridors & large fire doors in all directions. It can be used as a short cut out of the House of Commons if you want to avoid the main melee in the lobby.

I was walking through with a couple of coffees when then Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott comes striding down the corridor after Question Time which he has stood in for. There was about 8 aides with him.

I opened the door(holding two coffees mugs in one hand) and he just stormed through without a word, then another, then another. All the time, I'm holding coffee and all the time not a glance or a word.

The last guy was going to do the same so I thought bollocks & I let go of the door just before the last one got there. Being a heavy door, it swung closed and slammed him into the wall.

"Sorry about that!" I said and walked off

[cailin maith]

Do you remember that puzzle on here, a few weeks ago, where you had to move your foot in a circle, whilst balancing a teacup on your head. or something like that.
Something impossible anyways.

Well I have another one , for CM. It's almost impossibule.

When saying please, try thinking at them very hard, like telepathically 'just do it you fkng retard'
Thank you, telepathically, is 'Fck you,anus face'

"Fck you, anus face" thats my new saying!

I often reply "You're welcome" to a non-existent Thank You.

It confuses the hell out of them...

Me too especially when you've held a door open for someone, most people have the good grace to look embarassed though.

Do you need someone to say thank you to for every minute facet of your job?

JFDI!

Nothing to do with my job really except the stupid bint this morning was beyond rude. We're all busy but 99.9% of people have the manners to say thanks.

Oh and BTW

[EternalOptimist]

Do you need someone to say thank you to for every minute facet of your job?

JFDI!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtelepathymmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

[MarillionFan]

What tipped me over the edge is the stupid bint in this office who I could cheerfully strangle.

But it's been getting on my nerves recently. I would never be so rude as to not say Thank You but some people think it's perfectly fine to have no manners whatsoever

Do you need someone to say thank you to for every minute facet of your job?

JFDI!

[cojak]

I often reply "You're welcome" to a non-existent Thank You.

It confuses the hell out of them...

[EternalOptimist]

Do you remember that puzzle on here, a few weeks ago, where you had to move your foot in a circle, whilst balancing a teacup on your head. or something like that.
Something impossible anyways.

Well I have another one , for CM. It's almost impossibule.

When saying please, try thinking at them very hard, like telepathically 'just do it you fkng retard'
Thank you, telepathically, is 'Fck you,anus face'

[Scrag Meister]

They aren't difficult words so why is it when you help some one or show a bit of courtesy, they can't manage to return it.

Fully agree with you.

My youngest daughter is 14 and I still ignore her til I have the necessary "please", that goes for my other kids too but she is the worst culprit.

[cailin maith]

What tipped me over the edge is the stupid bint in this office who I could cheerfully strangle.

But it's been getting on my nerves recently. I would never be so rude as to not say Thank You but some people think it's perfectly fine to have no manners whatsoever

[Churchill]

FTFY

Thank you!