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The Master replied

9 January 2006, 15:30
Originally posted by Xerxes

I think the traditional response to the Master is "I must obey, I must obey, I must obey..."

Have we met before?
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Xerxes replied

9 January 2006, 15:29
Originally posted by zeitghost

Sir! Yes Sir!

Oh, sorry, wrong thread...

I think the traditional response to the Master is "I must obey, I must obey, I must obey..."
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Dundeegeorge replied

9 January 2006, 15:17
A solipsist!

Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom

As a solipsist, I don't think any of you exist. I'm only making this post to remind me to put the bin out next Thursday.

You dirty bastard!
How can you sleep at nights!
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Phoenix replied

9 January 2006, 14:04
Originally posted by NoddY

Or Playgirl?

They don't make staples big enough!!
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NoddY replied

9 January 2006, 13:48
Originally posted by Phoenix

So how much are you paying for my efforts?
A small 4 page spread in Hallo is what I am thinking of!

Or Playgirl?
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Phoenix replied

9 January 2006, 13:19
Originally posted by WKnight

I write one piece a week for CUK, concentrating - though not exclusively - on contractor issues. Latest pieces include,

http://www.contractoruk.com/002448.html
http://www.contractoruk.com/002443.html
http://www.contractoruk.com/002433.html

If you want to know about me, try www.wordsafari.co.uk

Will

So how much are you paying for my efforts?
A small 4 page spread in Hallo is what I am thinking of!
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PerlOfWisdom replied

9 January 2006, 12:27
Originally posted by zeitghost

I don't exist either.

I'm a figment of Xogg's deranged imagination.

As a solipsist, I don't think any of you exist. I'm only making this post to remind me to put the bin out next Thursday.
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The Master replied

8 January 2006, 18:08
Originally posted by zeitghost

I'm still going to dominate the world though.

I am the Master and you will obey me.
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EternalOptimist replied

8 January 2006, 16:18
I have nothing to say, so who do I speak to to get MY voice heard ?
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The Master replied

6 January 2006, 22:39
Originally posted by zeitghost

I don't exist either.

I'm a figment of Xogg's deranged imagination.

Now you're getting the idea.
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WKnight replied

6 January 2006, 18:12
To clarify

I write one piece a week for CUK, concentrating - though not exclusively - on contractor issues. Latest pieces include,

http://www.contractoruk.com/002448.html
http://www.contractoruk.com/002443.html
http://www.contractoruk.com/002433.html

If you want to know about me, try www.wordsafari.co.uk

Will
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xoggoth replied

6 January 2006, 17:48
I would really love to be (as usual) the only one who responds relevently and logically so I'm game. Probably. But what articles of yours are you referring to? The home page contains many articles and I see no authors' names beneath most.

Bona fide? Darn, that's torn it probably. I haven't knowingly told the truth since 1967. I fact I don't really exist.
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Lucifer Box replied

6 January 2006, 17:12
I'll drink to that.

From one loser to another.
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AtW replied

6 January 2006, 17:09
This forum is a clever idea of a honeypot to distract losers, time-wasters, failures et al from posting elsewhere on the Internet, especially from sending responses on BBC.
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sasguru replied

6 January 2006, 16:27
Chico is your man. He has plenty to say. Oh sorry, just realised you wanted sensible commentary on IT and contractor issues. My mistake.
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