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Given your behaviour of late, I'd say it is close to that time of your "cycle" where crying might be most appropriate. Make sure to have a good skoosh of "Mincing Nancy" before exiting the Powder Room on your way back to your desk too.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThere's an image that will stick with me all day.
Not sure whether to cry or laugh.
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There's an image that will stick with me all day.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou are are forgiven.
After pulling that particular trigger, If I came home and caught you boning my missus, I would put my coat over your little bum, just to stop it getting cold

Not sure whether to cry or laugh.
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I now have half chewed sandwich gunk all over my monitor, thanksOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou are are forgiven.
After pulling that particular trigger, If I came home and caught you boning my missus, I would put my coat over your little bum, just to stop it getting cold

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you are are forgiven.Originally posted by administrator View PostRandom server death followed by machine getting its knickers in a not. Just too much traffic while MySQL checking tables caused it to go down again so had to kill apache while DB sorted itself out.
Either that or it was the ghost of tay...
After pulling that particular trigger, If I came home and caught you boning my missus, I would put my coat over your little bum, just to stop it getting cold
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Not been on much this morning but were there issues last night too?
Had problems with pages not displaying.
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Ahh bad workmen, blaming tools... yadda yadda
You are starting to sound like a proper contractor!
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Random server death followed by machine getting its knickers in a not. Just too much traffic while MySQL checking tables caused it to go down again so had to kill apache while DB sorted itself out.
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