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  • norrahe
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    Maybe we'll have to ban admin for depriving us of cuk for precious seconds

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    There's an image that will stick with me all day.
    Not sure whether to cry or laugh.
    Given your behaviour of late, I'd say it is close to that time of your "cycle" where crying might be most appropriate. Make sure to have a good skoosh of "Mincing Nancy" before exiting the Powder Room on your way back to your desk too.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    you are are forgiven.
    After pulling that particular trigger, If I came home and caught you boning my missus, I would put my coat over your little bum, just to stop it getting cold



    There's an image that will stick with me all day.
    Not sure whether to cry or laugh.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    you are are forgiven.
    After pulling that particular trigger, If I came home and caught you boning my missus, I would put my coat over your little bum, just to stop it getting cold



    I now have half chewed sandwich gunk all over my monitor, thanks

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  • realityhack
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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Random server death followed by machine getting its knickers in a not. Just too much traffic while MySQL checking tables caused it to go down again so had to kill apache while DB sorted itself out.

    Either that or it was the ghost of tay...
    you are are forgiven.
    After pulling that particular trigger, If I came home and caught you boning my missus, I would put my coat over your little bum, just to stop it getting cold



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  • Clippy
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    Not been on much this morning but were there issues last night too?

    Had problems with pages not displaying.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Ahh bad workmen, blaming tools... yadda yadda

    You are starting to sound like a proper contractor!

    It all started when CUK started using Shawadiwadi Consulting.

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  • northernladuk
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    Ahh bad workmen, blaming tools... yadda yadda

    You are starting to sound like a proper contractor!

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  • TykeMerc
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    DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

    Naughty Admin.

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  • Churchill
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    Not good enough! Pull yer bloody finger out!

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  • administrator
    started a topic Sorry!

    Sorry!

    Random server death followed by machine getting its knickers in a not. Just too much traffic while MySQL checking tables caused it to go down again so had to kill apache while DB sorted itself out.

    Either that or it was the ghost of tay...

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