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Previously on "Things Women Say..."

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    congrats SB!

    This thread gets better and better.
    Cheers SY01. Must say that grandparenting (thus far) is a dawdle compared to parenting. Haven't even had to look out the disembowelling cutlasses yet.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
    You can imagine my response!
    congrats SB!

    This thread gets better and better.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    You're very close to crossing the line on that one

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Congrats grumpy!
    Humbug!!!!

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
    You can imagine my response!
    Congrats grumpy!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


    And congratulations Grandpa
    Cheers CM. My title apparently is "Grumpy". I am sure this is just to differentiate me from the other grandpa though and is not any reflection on my persona!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
    You can imagine my response!
    Didn't a certain Mr Beckham say something along the lines of "of course we will have him baptized - but we don't know which religion" about one of the sprogs?

    and I know he talks a bit Girly but don't think he is a woman

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
    You can imagine my response!


    And congratulations Grandpa

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    To be fair, it's not just women who say daft things
    My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
    You can imagine my response!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    A lot of men don't want to discuss lady week!
    Discuss it? I am bleeding allergic to it!!!!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    To be fair, it's not just women who say daft things

    younger ladies and old dames are pretty daft too



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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Lady week was the least 'icky' way I could think of describing it
    You did well, good job it wasn't me having to think of how to describe it !

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    A lot of men don't want to discuss lady week!
    Lady week was the least 'icky' way I could think of describing it

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    is she a paddy?
    You're very close to crossing the line on that one

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Are you a bit "in denial"..... Its OK... men can talk with women about all sorts of things.... its only 10yrs olds that get embarrased
    A lot of men don't want to discuss lady week!

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