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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI’ve got 6 CVs stored on my home PC with almost exactly the same text, and all with different names on the top. Who teaches them this tulip?
HTH
Edit: More importantly, who teaches our kids Mandarin, Hindi or Arabic?
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I went to see a client today.
They are in deep deep doodoo.
They are overflowing with bobs, working really really hard.
Yet I fear that client will not long be with us.
So I turned the contract down. The work would be interesting, but I don't think they'll last long enough to pay me bill.
I feel sad that the bobs don't know this...
So less of the disguised nastiness, I only see what're a bunch of contractors about to be stiffed.
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Originally posted by Paddy View Post
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI need a good command of concise, written English to do what I do. This is how Bob applied for a job similar to mine two years ago:
JOB OBJECTIVE
To judiciously use the dynamism of my potentials and creativity in the pursuit of the company goals and embracing challenges, leading to self improvement and realization of set goals at the earliest possible time.
Needless to say, Bob rarely cuts the mustard when he applies for my job, charming though this chap undoubtedly is. So he sticks with development.
It looks like the output from one of those automated sentence generators.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI have seen a group of them all get charged the phone bills for their personal calls which came as a bit of a shock to them after several months of hours worth of calls a day.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI have seen a group of them all get charged the phone bills for their personal calls which came as a bit of a shock to them after several months of hours worth of calls a day.
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostMich Tester Sahib you must be working in the same place I am. We should get the telephone bill checked - I'm sure they're on the phone home half the day.
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI need a good command of concise, written English to do what I do. This is how Bob applied for a job similar to mine two years ago:
JOB OBJECTIVE
To judiciously use the dynamism of my potentials and creativity in the pursuit of the company goals and embracing challenges, leading to self improvement and realization of set goals at the earliest possible time.
Needless to say, Bob rarely cuts the mustard when he applies for my job, charming though this chap undoubtedly is. So he sticks with development.
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Mich Tester Sahib you must be working in the same place I am. We should get the telephone bill checked - I'm sure they're on the phone home half the day.
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I need a good command of concise, written English to do what I do. This is how Bob applied for a job similar to mine two years ago:
JOB OBJECTIVE
To judiciously use the dynamism of my potentials and creativity in the pursuit of the company goals and embracing challenges, leading to self improvement and realization of set goals at the earliest possible time.
Needless to say, Bob rarely cuts the mustard when he applies for my job, charming though this chap undoubtedly is. So he sticks with development.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYou get paid 7 grand a day? Maybe Turkish liras, or should I say - liars
thats about £3,600 per day. Not bad.
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