Embarrassing moment # 1254

[TimberWolf]

I once witnessed a chap excitedly ask a women when her baby was due. <Awkward, silence> <face drops as it dawns on him she isn't pregnant>. <Commences arse covering blubbering, which didn't help><awkward silence> <pretends to do some work>.

[DS23]

[TheFaQQer]

For me, the most embarassing moment is when you walk into a room full of people looking miserable, and say "What's up guys, who died?" and one of them bursts into tears and runs out the room.

Hate it when I do that.

Some years ago, a friend of my sisters had an accident at work and cut off 2 1/2 toes. He was on crutches when he first met my parents, who had been warned.

My dad greeted him with the line "what have you been doing? Lost a foot?"



"Um, no actually - just 2 1/2 toes".



Thinking about it, my dad has form for that - he once saw someone skiing with only one pole and, assuming she had dropped it, said "Have you lost a pole?" to which she replied "No, just an arm" before skiing off.

[NickFitz]

[impatient smiley]

:drum:

[norrahe]

Hmm!

Curry night tomorrow, Thai or Indian?

Either way I still have to make them.

[suityou01]

Waltzed into the living room having ordered a curry by phone.

Cooly tossed the phone into the air and watched it spin in mid-air. I imagine I looked somewhat like Clint Eastwood.

Decided against catching it and thought I'd go for the kick it option (yes... I know).

Kicked the phone with my socks on. It hurt a bit. Went for the catch, but it was a woefully poor kick and impossible to catch, so the handset just hit the deck.



Even my dog looked like he was embarrassed for me...

For me, the most embarassing moment is when you walk into a room full of people looking miserable, and say "What's up guys, who died?" and one of them bursts into tears and runs out the room.

Hate it when I do that.

[RichardCranium]

Chicken Phall
Pilau Rice
Poppadums (4)
Plain Nan

... and mango chutney from the cupboard?

[DS23]

very good. i'd have added a tarka or a sag side i think.

[Xenophon]

never mind the has it arrived crap - what did you order?

Chicken Phall
Pilau Rice
Poppadums (4)
Plain Nan

[DS23]

never mind the has it arrived crap - what did you order?

[Xenophon]

Never mind the crap footie - how was the curry?

Had pizza myself, but it's not as good as curry.

I'm waiting for the delivery dude to turn up!

[impatient smiley]

[Zippy]

Never mind the crap footie - how was the curry?

Had pizza myself, but it's not as good as curry.

[Xenophon]

is it broken? that would be so uncool it would probably be cool.

The home phone handset is alive.

[DS23]

is it broken? that would be so uncool it would probably be cool.

[Xenophon]

Waltzed into the living room having ordered a curry by phone.

Cooly tossed the phone into the air and watched it spin in mid-air. I imagine I looked somewhat like Clint Eastwood.

Decided against catching it and thought I'd go for the kick it option (yes... I know).

Kicked the phone with my socks on. It hurt a bit. Went for the catch, but it was a woefully poor kick and impossible to catch, so the handset just hit the deck.



Even my dog looked like he was embarrassed for me...