Is it acceptable to dip your poppadum back into the communal mango chutney after havi

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MaryPoppins replied

11 March 2010, 19:51
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Would it be really weird if I were to go home and give Lady Tester a damn good old fashioned shag?

I dunno, would it be?!
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Zippy replied

11 March 2010, 18:45
Originally posted by original PM View Post

you all just need to read Rogers Profanisourus (sp!) from Viz

anyone for a Boston Pancake?

I need the latest edition
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Xenophon replied

11 March 2010, 17:28
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

If I include some custard, would that make it alright?

Yes indeed.

Maybe taramasalata first.
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original PM replied

11 March 2010, 17:08
you all just need to read Rogers Profanisourus (sp!) from Viz

anyone for a Boston Pancake?
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northernladuk replied

11 March 2010, 17:02
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Please do use the search function on here before posting questions.

As I recall, DiscoStu had a similar double dip quandry recently.

Oh my god!! LOL.... Coffee over screen, keyboard, two nearest work mates..... Thats just beautiful !!
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Drewster replied

11 March 2010, 17:01
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Would it be really weird if I were to go home and give Lady Tester a damn good old fashioned shag?

Well not so much weird - just unusual... rare even!
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EternalOptimist replied

11 March 2010, 16:56
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

If I include some custard, would that make it alright?

ah 'Chuff-Zitting' - yep thats always good
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Mich the Tester replied

11 March 2010, 16:53
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

You kinky bugger.

There is no need for that!

If I include some custard, would that make it alright?
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Xenophon replied

11 March 2010, 16:51
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Would it be really weird if I were to go home and give Lady Tester a damn good old fashioned shag?

You kinky bugger.

There is no need for that!
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EternalOptimist replied

11 March 2010, 16:51
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Would it be really weird if I were to go home and give Lady Tester a damn good old fashioned shag?

a sh@g ???? let me look that one up
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DiscoStu replied

11 March 2010, 16:51
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Would it be really weird if I were to go home and give Lady Tester a damn good old fashioned shag?

Prude
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Mich the Tester replied

11 March 2010, 16:50
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I am laughing again. Yes. The logistics of that make the mind boggle, let alone the inclination to do it.

Would it be really weird if I were to go home and give Lady Tester a damn good old fashioned shag?
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DiscoStu replied

11 March 2010, 16:49
HAB, your thread has arrived...
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Xenophon replied

11 March 2010, 16:49
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I am laughing again. Yes. The logistics of that make the mind boggle, let alone the inclination to do it.

Agreed.
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EternalOptimist replied

11 March 2010, 16:48
last night -

Mrs EO-'Jeez whats that in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?'
EO -'oh I just fancied a bit of Brown yodelling'
Mrs EO -'Not tonight, I just got the duvet back from the cleaners after last time. How about a Joan Collins, or a kit-kat?'
EO- 'Ribbling ?'

Mrs EO - 'oh my god yes, turn the music up. number 10'
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