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Previously on "more LHC woes"

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Will we be allowed to blow it up then?
    I fracking hope so. Wish they'd do it here as well. I urge you all to checkout how much council tax you are paying goes towards "housing and council tax benefits" and how much this increases every year.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Then the LHC will be turned into council houses for Euro-chavs with their baby buggy mothers.
    Will we be allowed to blow it up then?

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  • hyperD
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    Bah!

    It'll all end up being an expensive waste of time. It will prove nothing and they will desperately resort to getting hold of those CRU Hadley "scientists" who tried to lie and cheat us with this Global Warming bollox to try and spin this as a success.

    Nobody will believe them and disappointment will ensue as no sliding Star Trek doors will be made and no transporters and eventually it will all be ignored as Jordan will suddenly after Max Cliffords approval declare her breasts officially open to the public.

    Then the LHC will be turned into council houses for Euro-chavs with their baby buggy mothers.

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  • original PM
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    it already has done all these things you all fear so much

    you are just stuck in the event horizon and have not noticed.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Just terabytes? FFS, SKA deals with PETABYTES now.
    FFS is that the best you can do?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Definites:
    New techniques for analysis of terabytes of data
    Just terabytes? FFS, SKA deals with PETABYTES now.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by CERN
    Though considerably higher than the energies of previous accelerators, these energies are still far below those of the highest-energy cosmic-ray collisions that are observed regularly on Earth.
    Collisions between particles with this sort of energy happen all the time. The point of the LHC is to let us control them and observe them in detail so that we can study them and learn from them, not to do something that hasn't occurred for 14 billion years and may result in the destruction of the known universe.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What benefits EXACTLY?
    Definites:
    New techniques for analysis of terabytes of data

    Maybes:
    Understanding of the basis of sub-atomic particles

    Long shots:
    Free Energy


    These are just for starters - there's probably 5-10 other reasons in each category.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    The potential benefits of this research FAR outweigh the risk of gravitational annihilation.
    The risks are pretty clear - death of all humanity before it went proper to space.

    What benefits EXACTLY?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You can't say it for sure - what they are trying to do is unexplored and they in their own words trying to recreate conditions that existed before or around Big Bang - this certainly does not sound like some cuddly fluffy animals.

    I say give each of those bozos a million dollars to retire and write books how evil Govt did not allow them to conduct their research. Beats turning earth into new Sun or a blackhole
    Even if it did create a black hole (extremely unlikely), the chances of it staying open are extremely unlikely cubed.

    The potential benefits of this research FAR outweigh the risk of gravitational annihilation.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, but it risks turning CUK's inhabitants into the living dead.
    This is the risk I am prepared to take, nobody would notice the difference in terms of quality of posts anyway...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    My technology does not carry a risk of turning Earth into lifeless ball floating in cold space.
    No, but it risks turning CUK's inhabitants into the living dead.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Funny how someone who makes a living from technology all of a sudden becomes a Luddite.
    My technology does not carry a risk of turning Earth into lifeless ball floating in cold space.

    I guess one needs a small amount of brain cells to see the difference in terms of risk between what I do and what they do. Also cost of my work is not paid by taxpayers.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You can't say it for sure - what they are trying to do is unexplored and they in their own words trying to recreate conditions that existed before or around Big Bang - this certainly does not sound like some cuddly fluffy animals.

    I say give each of those bozos a million dollars to retire and write books how evil Govt did not allow them to conduct their research. Beats turning earth into new Sun or a blackhole
    Funny how someone who makes a living from technology all of a sudden becomes a Luddite.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Neither does the LHC....
    You can't say it for sure - what they are trying to do is unexplored and they in their own words trying to recreate conditions that existed before or around Big Bang - this certainly does not sound like some cuddly fluffy animals.

    I say give each of those bozos a million dollars to retire and write books how evil Govt did not allow them to conduct their research. Beats turning earth into new Sun or a blackhole

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