Reply to: Nearly fainted again last night....

[SuperZ]

Had to get out of the bath incase I drowned and lied down on the bathroom floor for 10 mins to look for my revolver so I could put an end to the pain and my sorry life.

FTFY


I now have an image of a limpy poof running along the Thames for the next week.

PS Apparently they can use glue on your inners if you have a ripped open body, to stop the intestines from falling out. Nice eh?

[Mich the Tester]

The voice of experience, Mich?

No, it’s science innit!

Oh, and the late night German porn channels in Holland; very 'educational'.

[MaryPoppins]

It’s not something that’s likely to happen unless all your orifices are sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to your arse..

The voice of experience, Mich?

[EternalOptimist]

It’s not something that’s likely to happen unless all your orifices are sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to your arse..

well thats the thing about phobias, they're irrational.
Whereas most people would not worry too much about having all their orifices sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to their arse, Wilsmlow clearly does

[Mich the Tester]

he's suffering from body-splitting-open-ophobia

It’s not something that’s likely to happen unless all your orifices are sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to your arse..

[wingnut]

Surely if it's that bad what you need are stitches?

My mate is a nurse and says that they often use superglue for split fingers. Doesn't sting apparently.

[EternalOptimist]

Limping due to a cut finger?

he's suffering from body-splitting-open-ophobia

sounds like a serious case too

[Mich the Tester]

Limping due to a cut finger?

[lilelvis2000]

You could, of course and I may be putting my neck out here, see a professional and get their opinion. It might just need a butterfly bandage which will hold it together.

[Wilmslow]

Surely if it's that bad what you need are stitches?

Stitches are not really an option on the pad of a finger.

Think I just need to keep it covered for another week or so until it heals up enough - a very horrible feeling at present, think the nerves are damaged as feeling numb.

[shaunbhoy]

Was taking off my sliced finger dressing while in the bath, and did not like what I saw - as not sticking together as hoped.

Had to get out of the bath incase I drowned and lied down on the bathroom floor for 10 mins to revover.

Put another set of steri-strips on, and limped off to bed.

Need to get this fear of body splitting open thing checked out.

I think "limp" is the operative word here. What a lightweight.

[MaryPoppins]

Was taking off my sliced finger dressing while in the bath, and did not like what I saw - as not sticking together as hoped.

Had to get out of the bath incase I drowned and lied down on the bathroom floor for 10 mins to revover.

Put another set of steri-strips on, and limped off to bed.

Need to get this fear of body splitting open thing checked out.

You mean, you LAY down on the floor to RECOVER?

You have a very unique prose Wilmslow - your sentences are very difficult to read. It is disappointing to struggle through the chaos of your posts, to realise that they are mainly always compiled of bilge.

Sort of genius bilge though.

[wurzel]

Are you for real?

[FiveTimes]

Put another set of steri-strips on, and limped off to bed.

It must be a really big cut if its causing you to limp

[doodab]

Need to get this fear of body splitting open thing checked out.

Surely if it's that bad what you need are stitches?