Nearly fainted again last night....

[wingnut]

Surely if it's that bad what you need are stitches?

My mate is a nurse and says that they often use superglue for split fingers. Doesn't sting apparently.

[Mich the Tester]

he's suffering from body-splitting-open-ophobia

It’s not something that’s likely to happen unless all your orifices are sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to your arse..

[EternalOptimist]

It’s not something that’s likely to happen unless all your orifices are sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to your arse..

well thats the thing about phobias, they're irrational.
Whereas most people would not worry too much about having all their orifices sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to their arse, Wilsmlow clearly does

[MaryPoppins]

It’s not something that’s likely to happen unless all your orifices are sealed and a high pressure compressor is connected to your arse..

The voice of experience, Mich?

[Mich the Tester]

The voice of experience, Mich?

No, it’s science innit!

Oh, and the late night German porn channels in Holland; very 'educational'.

[SuperZ]

Had to get out of the bath incase I drowned and lied down on the bathroom floor for 10 mins to look for my revolver so I could put an end to the pain and my sorry life.

FTFY


I now have an image of a limpy poof running along the Thames for the next week.

PS Apparently they can use glue on your inners if you have a ripped open body, to stop the intestines from falling out. Nice eh?