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Previously on "Room for a little one at the back?"

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  • lukemg
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    Couple of things:
    1. Support is dead, find something else to do immediately or you will be humping stuff around for 7.50/hour. I rode the 30/hour wave to what I thought was a beach, it was a cliff...I do Service Delivery now.
    2. Forget the brolly/ltd stuff, it's irrelevant and can be sorted in approx an hour when you need it. You have only one concern - get work. Get on the job boards, use linked-in to contact anyone you can who might help, contact your last company, see if they have anything temporary etc.
    good luck...

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  • cojak
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    This young 'un will go far...

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by wingnut View Post
    Just back from the pub so probably more able to cope with general, although I was hiding out in technical today it must be said.

    Thanks for the welcome. It's appreciated.

    I do like a curry now and again, so will explore the delights of a Nargis kebab as and when the opportunity arises.

    First impressions, certain posters do make an immediate impression. Hairy arsed bloke, MarillionFan and suityou1.

    Still taking it all in. The cat lady (Zippy?) seems ok. Lots to learn.

    OK? You do have a lot to learn

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  • wingnut
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    It's a nargis kebab. Have a look at the link in SuitYou01's signature.

    And congratulations for coming back - there's many that would have been scared off by now

    ...

    Welcome!
    Just back from the pub so probably more able to cope with general, although I was hiding out in technical today it must be said.

    Thanks for the welcome. It's appreciated.

    I do like a curry now and again, so will explore the delights of a Nargis kebab as and when the opportunity arises.

    First impressions, certain posters do make an immediate impression. Hairy arsed bloke, MarillionFan and suityou1.

    Still taking it all in. The cat lady (Zippy?) seems ok. Lots to learn.

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  • rsingh
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    Hi Wingnut

    Do you wonder if this would have happened under the Tories?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Wingnut - I don't thnk you'll get lynched but do be aware it's grab-a-granny night here on CUK.
    Some people are hairist (or more accurately, furrist) but you just have to grin and bear it.
    We may have to trash your house too - them's the rules.

    Welcome



    Calm down HAB!

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
    Thank goodness for that. I thought he'd dissected his testicle.
    Probably tastes the same.

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  • SizeZero
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Scallop Bolognese
    Thank goodness for that. I thought he'd dissected his testicle.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by wingnut View Post
    I'm seriously hoping you look nothing like yours. WTF IS that thing?
    It's a nargis kebab. Have a look at the link in SuitYou01's signature.

    And congratulations for coming back - there's many that would have been scared off by now

    My CUK induction was to stay in the "serious" forums (Accounting and Business) until I found my feet. Then gently moved into General before scuttling away into Light Relief - if you find General a bit too full on, come over to TPD which is the friendly place.

    Welcome!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by wingnut View Post
    I'm seriously hoping you look nothing like yours. WTF IS that thing?
    Scallop Bolognese

    HTH

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  • wingnut
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    BTW. Wingnut. Word of advice. Posters don't always look like their Avatars. Be sure you meet in a public place.
    I'm seriously hoping you look nothing like yours. WTF IS that thing?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Was what strictly necessary? The handling or the shock smiley?

    <aside>

    loving the fact that the smiley code for the hand bag icon is "ladybags" which is a TOTALLY different image in my mind

    </aside>
    The thought crossed my mind, paused and then continued on through

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Don't start on the newcomers FFS.

    welcome Wingnut.

    I just PMd you some stuff to look at. NL is kind of right, there is stuff on the main CUK web site that has a lot of answers you need.

    Ltd Co is the way forward.

    And beware posters in red mankinis (unless they have a clown face)

    HTH
    BTW. Wingnut. Word of advice. Posters don't always look like their Avatars. Be sure you meet in a public place.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    whoosh.

    was that an F4 ?
    Hopefully it's not another B52...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Was what strictly necessary? The handling or the shock smiley?

    <aside>

    loving the fact that the smiley code for the hand bag icon is "ladybags" which is a TOTALLY different image in my mind

    </aside>
    whoosh.

    was that an F4 ?

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